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- I'm not waiting 10 seconds. - I'm gonna put my hand in the cheese.
Be ready for that dawn.
Funny story. You like funny stories. This is your type of humor.
I'll take care of you, Mom. I'm a wagon wheel.
Daniela, I was tougher on you than all the rest...
You guys should get involved. It makes you feel good about yourself.
Bruce Willis wants them. That girl who played Tank Girl wants them.
Would you like to check any specific name?
Do, do, do, do, do
I'm divorcing you.
It's no use. It's not gonna happen tonight.
I'm just gonna go.
She's convinced that if I have sex...
So I divorced him until such a time as Daddy can get some strange.
(Arguing with Bobby BearHug again) Dang it! They fighting. Go help them, Hans. Yeah, we're gonna help you. CatNap and his friends, help there pee blood.
No, no, no, wait. Yeah, I do. I do. Sorry.
Let's roll, hos.
Have you slept with her yet?
Let's bring on the charm.
I wanna call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I wanna nail in the bathroom.
I took sacred vows on our wedding day, and I don't take vows lightly.
I live with my parents. Big house, no yard.
The scratch marks on my back will forever be a tribute to my love for you.
...without breaking your vows.
- How did you get them? - How does anybody anything?
- But you were my last. - All of these?
- You run a bingo parlor? - Yes.