Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAITRE D': Please, sir, this way.

Evans is fucking pissed,

Nobody's set a military comedy during wartime.

PERSON: We're burning daylight!

Yeah, because Kirk Douglas

That's why I didn't do "Rosemary's Baby."

I thought he just gave me the job.

Find out the most expensive hotel there.

Six years wasted.

All right, bye.

One of the joys of the script is,

Evans warned you about hiring the novelist.

to humiliate Evans for taking a chance on the Rand guy

Yeah, and there's this big fat sergeant,

- It was a good idea. - Yeah, I got a lot of those.

MITCH: Bob Evans, head of Paramount.

BERNIE: Hey, uh, you seem to have

Fuck, that's big.

For every character in the story,

I mean, I don't see any chocolate.

His secretary say what Evans wanted to see me about?

DOMINIC: Francesca and I are so grateful.

The Rand Corporation?

They control gambling, they run whores, unions.

Motorcycles and chicks. You're gonna love it.

You're a true artist.

who doesn't know where the Chateau is?

that he can save his poker for opening night

♪ Your precious love

Now, what makes you think

The book starts with a wedding.

and if I think he's the guy, will you back me?

He didn't, um, hustle you to let him direct?

And Joe Colombo and the family of the mafia.

Well, then, I guess, uh, we both have a lot to learn.

Let's set a lunch, Mr. Ruddy.

and become a--a senator, you know, someone powerful,

Tell me, how are Nate's figures wrong again?

When was the last time you made love in a pool?

- Coffee, black. - Give us a minute.

AL: Some opening weekend.

I just hired somebody.

Thank you. We'll let you know.

Fuck art, Mario. Start typing.

they're still gonna be here when you get back,

You sure you're just a TV writer?

He gets shot down over Germany and taken prisoner.

It's a funeral wreath.

I can't, baby. I gotta stay.

"Hogan's Heroes."

It's an uncut gem.

All right? It's a new world.

Jesus, taking a leaf out of my playbook.

Fuck no, but it's your call.

Here they all are. How's it going?

Good morning, Bob.

PERSON: Lucchese and Gambino got here about ten minutes ago.

to be in a comedy, somewhere that isn't safe.

It's as if every new Paramount picture

The agencies won't touch us. Not for a writer, a director.

♪ In the still of the night

♪ Oh, yeah, mm-hmm

It's the movie, not the marketing.

♪ The stars were bright above ♪

Have a drink before you have a heart attack, right, girls?

if you need a better illustration

turning in pages.

Look, Bob, they're great writers,

- Come in, Dominic. - Yeah.

- A year. - What, really?

but Lemmon will only do it if Matthau's in it,

DOMINIC: Sorry to interrupt. I saw you walk by,

JACK: Bluhdorn.