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I'll buy it today for a million.

Giving me a fucking headache.

- A glass? - From you? Sure.

right, they're the same cast of characters

is selling more copies than the Bible?

[speaking Italian]

I don't want to glorify mafia violence.

"Okay, character arcs. What is this really about?

and, uh, I brought these... You don't have to do this.

that you never hire the author.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

It's a beautiful piece of meat, huh?

They don't like each other sometimes,

Well, if anyone knows what Redford's up to,

We have to find a script that's been overlooked.

You do remind me of me, and I'm a sentimental guy,

[soft dramatic music]

- Morning, Mr. Evans. - Hey, babies.

Could be a crown jewel.

Now, he might do this, but he'll want to direct.

[audience gasping, muttering]

I'm going to make an ice-blue, terrifying film

He's up your ass about "Paint Your Wagon" overages.

American POWs. It's a Billy Wilder thing.

Stevie Phillips please.

Ain't exactly handing 'em out, Joey.

- It's fun, isn't it? - It's special, Mario.

That's kind of true, Mitch.

Crime leads to murder under the...

AL: "Fauss and Halsy."

before I have Jilly here smack some respect into you.

But the girl has to live at the end.

Charlie, you know Ann-Margret, right?

The oldest son is a hothead.

Should we call Paramount?[chuckles]

that he did to get this movie made,

Mm, interesting idea.

What if I could get you out of that lawsuit?

but you knew that already, didn't you?

- The fuck is that? - Oh, he owes.

Look, I'm gonna talk to him while I'm here in New York,

But who defends us, the Italians?

BOB: I'm having a party Saturday night,

so I need you to produce it.

Evans, you are completely transparent.

- Yeah, that was a lot of fun. - Yeah.

AL: Deserved it.

at the Rand Corporation,

They're gonna wanna see something new.

I don't know the rules.

[martial drumbeat]

- Great line. - Yeah.

Let's watch this take first.

like three disparate worlds.

It's not inherently funny. Trust me, I live it.

there's a blank page laughing at me.

He, uh--he owns the bakery over on Grand.

♪ Hold me again TOMMY: [speaking Italian]

Uh, we just go into the network,

I will let you take my husband,

It's McQueen's motorcycle jump.

The Frank Sinatra, Johnny Fontane character?

Redford's not in town.

Oh, you wanna cross me, you fat fuck, huh?

It's only a million.

Well, that's not up to me. That's up to you.

Uh, nice car, sir.

Wants him to rise above the family business

To the Colombo Family.

"F Troop," "Gomer Pyle."

BOB: Where's the chocolate, man?

Why'd you walk away?

You wait for Jack Warner.

Sorry, folks. Go back to eating.

What have we got here?

I got off the phone with Charlie.

It's a chocolate factory, right?

- You know me? - FRANK: Yeah, I know who you are.

Dan Tana's to-go?

The bookstore in Little Italy,

They do whatever it takes to get their movie made.

AL: You get 'em?

And, uh, bathing suits are optional.

- Single mother? - Mm-hmm.

We got a chance to make a huge hit here.

My mother never browned anything.

BOB: Thank you, honey.

Times are changing, and we need to keep up.