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Oh, darling, happy Christmas. Mummy loves you very much. Okay?
[groans]
[grunts]
[children shrieking]
[soda bubbles, fizzes]
Especially since they put in new metal detectors.
Little guy comes alive in front of the camera.
[chuckles]
That is evidence. Do you know how to clear your search history?
-Yeah, fine. Thank you. -What are you wearing?
-So did you get my voice mail? -Yes.
Be careful. Don't slip.
Homebot, call Mum.
The cloud never sleeps.
[door bangs]
[sniffs]
-She must be so happy to finally be home. -Yeah.
Wow, that really was some fender bender.
I think we're all gonna have quite a bit of explaining to do.
[whispers] Why did you have to tell anyone, Max?
On Christmas Day?
Yeah, but what if the kid wakes up?
Yeah. Yeah, I think we both are.
[bag thuds]
Just get up there.
-[joints crack] -[groans]
-[Jeff murmurs] -"Pancake." No. "Potato." "Paralysis."
I was just there for a bogus home-alarm call, okay?
Oh.
[stammers] Are you okay?
[grunts]
I'm here now.
-[sighs] The wrong house. That's on me. -Yeah, yeah. I get the sense it was.
-[Carol] Thank you. -And don't forget the drywall.
[Pam] We can't keep those. Thank you.
Listen, when I was a kid, my family went on vacation.
What did I tell you about taking the other people's favorite stuffs? What did I tell you about taking the other people's favorite stuffs?
We are surprised. We're very surprised.
You can't promise a kid McDonald's and not deliver.
Unless you want me to arrest your husband for missing your anniversary, huh?
-Alone? Alone? Alone? -[bars sliding]
[screams, groans]
[both screaming]
And I provide 24-7 cloud management services. And that includes--
Oh.
Everybody, wave.
[chuckles] Let me look at you. [laughs]
[groans]
[Pam screams, grunts]
♪ Decorations are all hung by the fire ♪
[Homebot speaking German]
If you don't see him, he's halfway to Tokyo by now. All right.
[monitor beeps]
Homer's Odyssey.
Please, no more Legos or fire
[whimpers]
♪ For the holidays, you can't beat home Sweet home ♪
No one. It's just me.
Yes, Jeff. I don't want my husband spending Christmas in jail.
[Max] We'll see about that.
One of the worst bads we could've done.
♪ For less fortunate girls and boys ♪
Carol Ellen Mercer.
But they're very delicate, so why don't we just leave them right there.
Here we go. All right.
We've done the math. We can't afford it on my salary alone.
-What-- Who-- Who made this offer? -Oh, the Breckins.
He's eating s**t!
-[woman] Shh. -Oh, look. It's starting.
And I'm not ugly. My mum says I've got character.
-Yes. -Oh, okay.
-[woman gasps] -[Hunter] Oh. Careful.
[man] Get in the car!
[chuckling] Mom, Dad, where were you?
[grunts]
-[doll cries] -What-- Where is it?
-Put the topper on. -Should we put it on together?
Home sweet home.
-Yes, hello. Beechtree Lane. -[gasps]
[Jeff] Pam, that doll is worth $238,000,
-Get up. -[groans] Queen Latifah.
[screams, whimpers]
[Jeff] All right. So what's the plan?
We got a call about a minor, one Maxwell Mercer.
-[both groaning] -[airbags squeal]
Why did you have to open your big mouth?
[man] Son of a sandwich!