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-Alone? Alone? Alone? -[bars sliding]
But they're very delicate, so why don't we just leave them right there.
Oh, darling, happy Christmas. Mummy loves you very much. Okay?
-So did you get my voice mail? -Yes.
-[both groaning] -[airbags squeal]
And I'm not ugly. My mum says I've got character.
[chuckling] Mom, Dad, where were you?
[bag thuds]
-Yeah, fine. Thank you. -What are you wearing?
-[woman] Shh. -Oh, look. It's starting.
[stammers] Are you okay?
[soda bubbles, fizzes]
[man] Son of a sandwich!
Just get up there.
[whimpers]
-Get up. -[groans] Queen Latifah.
Wow, that really was some fender bender.
[Max] We'll see about that.
Carol Ellen Mercer.
And I provide 24-7 cloud management services. And that includes--
-Yes, hello. Beechtree Lane. -[gasps]
Homer's Odyssey.
Everybody, wave.
He's eating s**t!
What did I tell you about taking the other people's favorite stuffs? What did I tell you about taking the other people's favorite stuffs?
♪ For less fortunate girls and boys ♪
You can't promise a kid McDonald's and not deliver.
-[sighs] The wrong house. That's on me. -Yeah, yeah. I get the sense it was.
-Put the topper on. -Should we put it on together?
We are surprised. We're very surprised.
-[doll cries] -What-- Where is it?
If you don't see him, he's halfway to Tokyo by now. All right.
Yeah. Yeah, I think we both are.
I think we're all gonna have quite a bit of explaining to do.
[Pam screams, grunts]
[grunts]
Homebot, call Mum.
[chuckles] Let me look at you. [laughs]
-[Jeff murmurs] -"Pancake." No. "Potato." "Paralysis."
[children shrieking]
[grunts]
On Christmas Day?
-[joints crack] -[groans]
-She must be so happy to finally be home. -Yeah.
Home sweet home.
Why did you have to open your big mouth?
[screams, groans]
Especially since they put in new metal detectors.
[Jeff] Pam, that doll is worth $238,000,
[groans]
[screams, whimpers]
One of the worst bads we could've done.
Unless you want me to arrest your husband for missing your anniversary, huh?
Please, no more Legos or fire
[door bangs]
[monitor beeps]
Oh.
[Jeff] All right. So what's the plan?
♪ For the holidays, you can't beat home Sweet home ♪
I'm here now.
Listen, when I was a kid, my family went on vacation.
[man] Get in the car!
Yes, Jeff. I don't want my husband spending Christmas in jail.
No one. It's just me.
[Homebot speaking German]
-[woman gasps] -[Hunter] Oh. Careful.
Here we go. All right.
Little guy comes alive in front of the camera.
♪ Decorations are all hung by the fire ♪
Oh.
[grunts]
[Pam] We can't keep those. Thank you.
Be careful. Don't slip.
-[Carol] Thank you. -And don't forget the drywall.
[groans]
[sniffs]
We've done the math. We can't afford it on my salary alone.
That is evidence. Do you know how to clear your search history?
-What-- Who-- Who made this offer? -Oh, the Breckins.
The cloud never sleeps.
-Yes. -Oh, okay.
[both screaming]
Yeah, but what if the kid wakes up?
[whispers] Why did you have to tell anyone, Max?
I was just there for a bogus home-alarm call, okay?
We got a call about a minor, one Maxwell Mercer.
[chuckles]