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-Yes. Pretty much, yeah. Yes. -Mm-hmm.
naw wow she said your mom
-They grow up so fast, don't they? -Oh, Gavin. What are you doing here?
Hello, Officer.
We'll be in and out before you--
I'm going to go to the airport, darling, because I can't sit here while my son is--
Something about a tax thing.
-Max, clean up all this crap right now. -Sorry, Dad.
[groans, cries]
Bingo.
[pants]
I was just telling the Breckins that they could probably knock down
-Am I dead? Is this dead? -[bird shrieks]
This is it.
[soda fizzing]
-First-world problems? -Stop it. Listen, listen, stop it!
Yeah, well, it might one day.
[both grunt]
Wha-- Are you-- Are you serious?
And forget about taking this $200,000 ugly boy.
[bangs]
-I didn't have time to change. -You look ridiculous.
Let's make a toast.
One, two, three!
[pants]
♪ Of the dear Savior's birth ♪
Come on. It's our last Christmas here.
I'm sorry, can you speak up, please? It's very loud in here.
Yes, I'm sure about that!
[laughs]
We forgot my little brother Kevin.
[soda fizzes]
So easy on the soda, okay?
[Pam] He put butter on the stairs.
I'm sorry I lashed out at you, but I just don't see why
Oh, dear. Well, when did you lose them?
Aw.
[whispers] Dolly? [pants]
Ugh.
And how ardently they grew to love their…"
You're probably too young to have read it, but they end up at home.
[Pam] Okay, guys. One at a time.
What--
A win.
-It's in your hand. -It's in my hand. It's in my hand.
Come on. What could happen to it in an empty house?
-[Pam grunts] -[Jeff] Oh.
Wow, 5,000 bucks for an ugly, little porcelain kid.
No, you guys have a ton of milk. You're all set on milk.
I'm sorry, but I really do need to talk to Carol.
And since we are paper-free at the North Pole,
Wh-- So, you're not even using solid-state storage on-site?
[Mei singing] ♪ In a world so full of famine and wars ♪
Nice kid.
[grunts]
-[yells] No! -Stop it.
[woman] Better not let your father hear you say that.
[whimpers]
-Sorry. -Am I looking at your screen?
[tires screeching]
I can't go to jail, honey.
Now, why don't you just put that heavy gun down?
No more mcdonald's for you
-I'm sorry. -[Pam retches]
Yep, yep, fully aware. I'm just, um, eager to get home.
The only thing getting got is that doll.
to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister…
-[Abby] I call opening first. -Me first.
Oh, not a problem. Thank you for flying with us.
Where am I?
[snoring softly]
♪ And it's Christmas ♪
Oh, this looks incredible.
-Mum. Mum! -[man] Guess what? Spanking's on the menu!
Go get him, Jeff.
I apologize for the delay, but we all saw the reason why.
You're gonna have to pretend with Mummy.
Merry Christmas. Cheers, darling.
[drink lid pops]
[girl] What is this?
and German grandmothers and the stupid cloud."
[grunts] We just want our--
-Merry Christmas! -[Mike] Cheers.
You know, kids are always running down