Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Mum. Mum! -[man] Guess what? Spanking's on the menu!

-I'm sorry. -[Pam retches]

We forgot my little brother Kevin.

And since we are paper-free at the North Pole,

[Mei singing] ♪ In a world so full of famine and wars ♪

-It's in your hand. -It's in my hand. It's in my hand.

No, you guys have a ton of milk. You're all set on milk.

[girl] What is this?

Oh, not a problem. Thank you for flying with us.

I can't go to jail, honey.

and German grandmothers and the stupid cloud."

naw wow she said your mom

[grunts] We just want our--

Hello, Officer.

Wha-- Are you-- Are you serious?

-Sorry. -Am I looking at your screen?

[groans, cries]

[woman] Better not let your father hear you say that.

Something about a tax thing.

I was just telling the Breckins that they could probably knock down

to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister…

Wh-- So, you're not even using solid-state storage on-site?

-[yells] No! -Stop it.

-Max, clean up all this crap right now. -Sorry, Dad.

And how ardently they grew to love their…"

-Yes. Pretty much, yeah. Yes. -Mm-hmm.

[drink lid pops]

Merry Christmas. Cheers, darling.

I'm sorry I lashed out at you, but I just don't see why

Let's make a toast.

-Merry Christmas! -[Mike] Cheers.

You're gonna have to pretend with Mummy.

So easy on the soda, okay?

-Am I dead? Is this dead? -[bird shrieks]

Wow, 5,000 bucks for an ugly, little porcelain kid.

-First-world problems? -Stop it. Listen, listen, stop it!

Come on. It's our last Christmas here.

-They grow up so fast, don't they? -Oh, Gavin. What are you doing here?

[tires screeching]

Go get him, Jeff.

Oh, this looks incredible.

I'm sorry, but I really do need to talk to Carol.

-I didn't have time to change. -You look ridiculous.

No more mcdonald's for you

♪ Of the dear Savior's birth ♪

[Pam] He put butter on the stairs.

One, two, three!

[whispers] Dolly? [pants]

-[Abby] I call opening first. -Me first.

Now, why don't you just put that heavy gun down?

Oh, dear. Well, when did you lose them?

You're probably too young to have read it, but they end up at home.

And forget about taking this $200,000 ugly boy.

Yep, yep, fully aware. I'm just, um, eager to get home.

You know, kids are always running down

I'm going to go to the airport, darling, because I can't sit here while my son is--

We'll be in and out before you--

Yeah, well, it might one day.

[snoring softly]

-[Pam grunts] -[Jeff] Oh.

Yes, I'm sure about that!

I'm sorry, can you speak up, please? It's very loud in here.

Come on. What could happen to it in an empty house?

[Pam] Okay, guys. One at a time.

The only thing getting got is that doll.

I apologize for the delay, but we all saw the reason why.

♪ And it's Christmas ♪