Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[lock clicks] -Sorry.

-[Jeff] One, two. -[Pam grunting]

I didn't think you were coming till tomorrow.

We haven't told them we're selling the house.

Home is where the heart is.

Well played, Mum and Dad.

-[Pam laughs] -Get it?

Pam, I watched an episode of Locked Up earlier today on demand,

-Let's just get-- -Everybody loves pineapple.

[Legos clattering]

I told you to use the restroom in the coffee shop.

-[radio: "Mele Kalikimaka" playing] -[horn honks]

Mommy's ribs. Mommy's ribs are sore.

Ooh! Is that a Schneider Kinder?

[Carol] You wouldn't believe how much I missed you.

[both grunting]

I know for a fact that there is no forgotten child at that address.

What? They have them. I'm sorry. Is that not "lit"?

[Pam] Honey, your instincts were right.

I wouldn't trust an algorithm to port over a MySQL database

-Oh, here we go. -Oh, look at Abby. She looks so good.

[distant] We're gonna miss the flight, you guys. Come on!

Ma'am, I'd be more than happy to help you after you stand in the line behind you.

Uh, it's just me and Goobie at home, but we're getting by all right.

And-- And then those people broke into my house,

-Where'd you see the kid's jacket? -It was right here.

Yeah, we called her when she landed.

Yeah. Gavin Washington. I do real estate.

-and I-I-I-- -Whoa, whoa.

Harry Potter turned me into a pincushion.

-Homebot, search good booby traps. -[Homebot beeps]

What about the neighbors? Call one of the neighbors.

Hi, guys. I thought you were gonna call after the movie was over.

-I'm gonna make it. -[Jeff grunts]

-Yeah, sweetie. It does. -[Chris] Yes.

-[girl] Mom, Dad, look at us. -[Hunter] Hey!

Give your stuff to the driver.

and we'll get the doll back.

So glad they're not poor anymore.

Oh, well, there's plenty of milk in the fridge, Pammy.

Guess who's number one to get his head shaved?

That's not the most expensive thing we bought you.

♪ Little kids gonna get down ♪

[speaking in German]

[children arguing]

Babe, slow down.

[both laughing]

Oh. I'm so sorry we left you, darling.

Ah, okay. Thought it was too good to be true.

Yes. We are okay to drive.

-Coming, baby! -Who's that? Aah.

-Full hour. Yeah. -Full hour.

Pam. Pam, it's the kid.

He could be a model, and he's only--

We're gonna put some muscle on that flat, pancake butt.

Do-- Do you wanna stay?

And wha-- what happened?

-[Carol chuckles] -Actually--

-[Chris gasps] Yes! -Yes!

Two-hundred grand just to put him in a room,

Yeah, so they need to sign the contract before the new year.

[both groaning]

-Activate the prayer chain. -We don't know the neighbors, Blake.

Good job, honey. I'll be right there.

We can't do that. That's impossible. We can't do that. That's impossible.

We will wait until they come back from vacation,

Okay, it's just a dog.

It's the cloud.

-[groans] -That was incredible.

Oh. Sweetie, I am so sorry.

[Mei] This, please.

-Thank you. -[conductor] Season's greetings, seniors.

-It's okay, Pam. I-- [screams] -[singing fades]

You want some more P-corn, C-Train?