Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no. A ladder.

-[boy] Mum, I really have to pee. -I cannot believe you need to go again.

Your personal trainer. That-- Yes.

These are a gesture to say congratulations for taking your first step.

A car drove through a puddle and splashed us.

So? What do you say?

He's so smart. We handed 'em to him. He put 'em right on.

Yes. Now follow me.

-[video game blasting] -[boy] I'm winning over here.

It is 11:37 a.m. tomorrow in Tokyo, Japan.

All right, cool. Merry Christmas.

-Great. -Okay. Thank you.

That's why they're in her name. These are our cars. We need to go.

[laughs] Okay. In the den on the pullout. Yeah, okay.

That's it. Time's up, little guy.

[priest] For Zion's sake, I will not keep silent…

clean him off with her little brushes, and show him off to all her friends.

Can you get some more bottled water?

Hey, what if they're awake?

No one's been able to tame this wild stallion.

I need you to focus.

I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?

-[Jeff] I'm scared. -[bird shrieks]

-I'm right behind you, babe. [yelling] -One more step and I got [elongated] it.

This is my screen, and that's your screen, so…

[sighs] But listen, we're not gonna get a better offer than this.

Enough is enough.

[chuckles] All right, you know, it's a lot of presh, actually.

[male agent] And our kitchen connects to a little dining room right over there.

He's at the travel desk and could only get one ticket home.

We didn't take a census. I--

You crushed it. Crushed it!

[speaks Spanish]

You know they got TV and films on there?

-I don't even know anything about… -Okay, everybody, time to eat.

all I really want is my mum and dad back.

-Are you gonna be okay to drive? -Yes, yes, yes, yes.

-Shame on you. This is my life choice. -[bell rings lightly]

Greta Van Susteren did a thing about it on 60 Minutes.

We're gonna get rid of that jelly belly, Dad. Am I right?

Text that to me. Okay, guys, get in the car!

[Jeff] I think I've worked out a good method.

Six soda refills into one, tiny, ten-year-old's bladder does not go.

Yeah, but-- but first-world problems, you know? [chuckles]

-Ollie, we need big smiles from you, okay? -Look at Mommy.

No. That's an injustice.

-Your mamma! -Thank you, Ricky!

I'm sorry, guys…

How is that supposed to help?

You do realize that, because of you, I'm in Japan,

I hate you, cloud.

I don't think so.

[Carol] Yeah, that's lovely.

[Jeff repeats German]

-Yeah. -Are you surprised?

I don't know. I'm not good at this.

So we're doing this?

[children shouting, chattering]

Will you be a mensch?

But it might take a while to find another job.

[breathing heavily]

-["Carol of the Bells" playing] -[no audible dialogue]

um, be announced? When?

Wow, I need to come to church more often.

I am a teacher.

until after the holiday season.

-Sorry, did you just hear stand-- standby? -Huh?

Okay. Let's call your parents and let them know that you're okay.

♪ We all need a little more Santa Claus ♪

you think he's gonna remember that? [chuckles]

-[Jeff groans] -[Pam gasps]

Okay. Here's what we'll do.

Yeah, just act casual.

-Yes! Home. -Mm-mmm.

No. He's a delight.