Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[video game blasting] -[boy] I'm winning over here.

-Ollie, we need big smiles from you, okay? -Look at Mommy.

You crushed it. Crushed it!

Hey, what if they're awake?

-[boy] Mum, I really have to pee. -I cannot believe you need to go again.

[chuckles] All right, you know, it's a lot of presh, actually.

But it might take a while to find another job.

So we're doing this?

Enough is enough.

How is that supposed to help?

[Carol] Yeah, that's lovely.

-Great. -Okay. Thank you.

Yes. Now follow me.

-["Carol of the Bells" playing] -[no audible dialogue]

Okay. Here's what we'll do.

All right, cool. Merry Christmas.

[Jeff] I think I've worked out a good method.

A car drove through a puddle and splashed us.

[Jeff repeats German]

Oh, no. A ladder.

until after the holiday season.

[sighs] But listen, we're not gonna get a better offer than this.

You do realize that, because of you, I'm in Japan,

I don't know. I'm not good at this.

Can you get some more bottled water?

[priest] For Zion's sake, I will not keep silent…

Six soda refills into one, tiny, ten-year-old's bladder does not go.

I need you to focus.

clean him off with her little brushes, and show him off to all her friends.

-[Jeff groans] -[Pam gasps]

Will you be a mensch?

No. That's an injustice.

It is 11:37 a.m. tomorrow in Tokyo, Japan.

um, be announced? When?

Your personal trainer. That-- Yes.

We didn't take a census. I--

-Are you gonna be okay to drive? -Yes, yes, yes, yes.

These are a gesture to say congratulations for taking your first step.

-Your mamma! -Thank you, Ricky!

Greta Van Susteren did a thing about it on 60 Minutes.

I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

You know they got TV and films on there?

I'm sorry, guys…

Wow, I need to come to church more often.

Okay. Let's call your parents and let them know that you're okay.

-[Jeff] I'm scared. -[bird shrieks]

Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?

He's at the travel desk and could only get one ticket home.

That's why they're in her name. These are our cars. We need to go.

[male agent] And our kitchen connects to a little dining room right over there.

No. He's a delight.

I am a teacher.

-Shame on you. This is my life choice. -[bell rings lightly]

No one's been able to tame this wild stallion.

Text that to me. Okay, guys, get in the car!

Yeah, just act casual.

So? What do you say?

[speaks Spanish]

♪ We all need a little more Santa Claus ♪

-I'm right behind you, babe. [yelling] -One more step and I got [elongated] it.

[children shouting, chattering]

-Yes! Home. -Mm-mmm.

[laughs] Okay. In the den on the pullout. Yeah, okay.

I hate you, cloud.

-I don't even know anything about… -Okay, everybody, time to eat.

Yeah, but-- but first-world problems, you know? [chuckles]

-Yeah. -Are you surprised?

you think he's gonna remember that? [chuckles]

We're gonna get rid of that jelly belly, Dad. Am I right?

all I really want is my mum and dad back.

This is my screen, and that's your screen, so…

I don't think so.

That's it. Time's up, little guy.

He's so smart. We handed 'em to him. He put 'em right on.

[breathing heavily]

-Sorry, did you just hear stand-- standby? -Huh?