Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The fact that you will feel a lot worse telling your kids you're…
-How many do you have? -Three pepperonis and three pineapples.
[woman] I've still gotta do some packing and some laundry.
I know. It's so cute here.
I just wanna get this guy home now. [chuckles]
-How old are you? Four, right? -[Jeff] Like a runway model?
It's a Christmas miracle.
Okay, let's just go next door.
You're gonna look so hot. Come on.
[speaking Spanish]
[Homebot beeps, speaks in German]
Wait, where are your parents?
-[Jeff] Save me! -Okay. I got you.
The way old ladies drive, we'll be in and out before they leave the parking lot.
What doll?
Oh, yeah. Well--
-[gasps] Mom, look at how cute this is. -So cute.
[chuckles]
Some weird guy keeps showing up pretending to be a personal trainer.
-Put that in the back for us, huh? -Uh…
[Pam] Jeff?
-Thank you. -Great.
[Jeff] At first.
There it is.
Because we have a lot of eggnog.
That's enough.
I know. I know. I just--
But-- But then you'll be in trouble.
I'm sorry, but it's not like you saw the gate either.
You just assumed that Max was on the other flight?
Enough!
Carol Ellen Mercer, take a guess?
So at no point you thought to check with me?
Please, please, please no more pool balls.
so I need you on my team, okay?
-[grunts, pants] -[Jeff grunts]
Oh, honey, that's Beechtree.
[electronic voice] Alarm!
A blue whale's veins are big enough for an adult human to swim through.
♪ Santa came to say ♪
[Max] Come on up and get me!
-[man grunts] -[laughs]
Exactly, and Christmas is all about spending time with family.
Okay. Midnight it is, Mr. Claus.
-Ollie, look! Snow! -[Ollie coughing]
Nearly lost your house there, Pama-lama-ding-dong.
This is a very good spot for thinking.
[chattering]
-[Carol] Merry Christmas, darling. -[chattering]
Pam, you have to call me.
These toys are for children less fortunate than you.
[clicks tongue] No, honey.
It's a special memory.
No, no, stop! Stop it! Homebot is not a toy!
[Pam grunting]
[groans] The Eiffel Tower? Really? [grunts]
Okay.
He's hurting me, Pam.
Oh, goodness. Um.
And I'm looking forward to that butt.
Uh, Jeff, uh,
We're not giving up.
Oh, we would've called, but we thought it would be fun to surprise you.
[Pam] Pulling you up! Come here! [screams]
Well, good.
[Carol] Stop. You'll break your neck. And look at your suitcases.
-I'm, uh-- -This is Gavin. And he is, um--
[sound distorts]
If we stick to it, we'll be back before anyone will even notice.
Stu, did you assume he was on the plane?
Oh, man.
Just one small jump.
and then I will go over there. I will tell the mom everything,
Okay, Axel Foley.
When will the-- [stammers] the stand-- the standby seats,
And-- And who are we if we give up now? I mean, what do we say to our kids?
-Herman, no. None of that. -Well, it does.
because what makes this house so special to us is us.
[Pam] Put on the brakes!
I-- Max. I am so sorry.
I can't believe she went through with that.
My parents buy in bulk. It's more cost effective.
-That's too late. -Yeah.