Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My parents buy in bulk. It's more cost effective.

I know. I know. I just--

When will the-- [stammers] the stand-- the standby seats,

A blue whale's veins are big enough for an adult human to swim through.

I know. It's so cute here.

Carol Ellen Mercer, take a guess?

Pam, you have to call me.

And I'm looking forward to that butt.

-Thank you. -Great.

[Pam] Pulling you up! Come here! [screams]

No, no, stop! Stop it! Homebot is not a toy!

-I'm, uh-- -This is Gavin. And he is, um--

You're gonna look so hot. Come on.

But-- But then you'll be in trouble.

This is a very good spot for thinking.

[Max] Come on up and get me!

-How old are you? Four, right? -[Jeff] Like a runway model?

[groans] The Eiffel Tower? Really? [grunts]

Stu, did you assume he was on the plane?

These toys are for children less fortunate than you.

Some weird guy keeps showing up pretending to be a personal trainer.

[Homebot beeps, speaks in German]

Oh, yeah. Well--

-[gasps] Mom, look at how cute this is. -So cute.

-Herman, no. None of that. -Well, it does.

The fact that you will feel a lot worse telling your kids you're…

We're not giving up.

Just one small jump.

Okay, Axel Foley.

Nearly lost your house there, Pama-lama-ding-dong.

-That's too late. -Yeah.

-Ollie, look! Snow! -[Ollie coughing]

[woman] I've still gotta do some packing and some laundry.

-[Jeff] Save me! -Okay. I got you.

-[grunts, pants] -[Jeff grunts]

and then I will go over there. I will tell the mom everything,

-How many do you have? -Three pepperonis and three pineapples.

If we stick to it, we'll be back before anyone will even notice.

It's a special memory.

because what makes this house so special to us is us.

I-- Max. I am so sorry.

Exactly, and Christmas is all about spending time with family.

I just wanna get this guy home now. [chuckles]

Because we have a lot of eggnog.

[Carol] Stop. You'll break your neck. And look at your suitcases.

Oh, honey, that's Beechtree.

-[man grunts] -[laughs]

[Pam] Put on the brakes!

Please, please, please no more pool balls.

I can't believe she went through with that.

so I need you on my team, okay?

Wait, where are your parents?

Oh, we would've called, but we thought it would be fun to surprise you.

♪ Santa came to say ♪

-[Carol] Merry Christmas, darling. -[chattering]

And-- And who are we if we give up now? I mean, what do we say to our kids?

Okay, let's just go next door.

Oh, goodness. Um.

You just assumed that Max was on the other flight?

[sound distorts]

-Put that in the back for us, huh? -Uh…

I'm sorry, but it's not like you saw the gate either.

He's hurting me, Pam.

The way old ladies drive, we'll be in and out before they leave the parking lot.

[electronic voice] Alarm!

[clicks tongue] No, honey.

It's a Christmas miracle.

[speaking Spanish]

Okay. Midnight it is, Mr. Claus.

So at no point you thought to check with me?

[Jeff] At first.