Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's okay, Martha.

And your way of handling it was breaking and entering?

[choir singing]

-Mmm, yes. -Jeff, have you heard about this?

-[siren wailing continues] -[Homebot speaking German]

why you'd be so cavalier with something this important.

[chuckles] Well, they're not mine.

-We can't do that. -That's impossible.

Maybe the police is a bad idea.

Sorry, everybody. That was work. Apologies.

Hi, Hunter. Hi.

Whoa, that was fast.

You'll just have to wait till we get home.

Yes. Don't worry. I'll make sure that Carol gives you five stars in the app.

Chummed the waters. And I think we've gotten a couple of nibbles.

One, one, one, two.

[Pam] That's far enough.

[Pam] They did leave in a hurry.

-What do you mean? -I don't know. You tell me.

-[chuckles] -[Pam] Mmm.

The Breckins are circling the boat, so I'll stay on top of them.

♪ 'Cause no matter How far away you roam ♪

Hey, Chris, honey, why don't you go put that, uh, toy in the toy-drive area.

Just that this kid owns a lot of Legos.

Maxwell Johan Mercer. What is with you today, hmm?

Why's he doing this to us, Pam?

[Carol] Ooh. I need another hug.

because you feel bad about losing your job.

to download that special memory right from the cloud.

I'm not sure where he is.

♪ Join in any reindeer games ♪

You need to get in a car now. We are so late. You have no idea.

I always thought we'd get old and weird in this house.

♪ And all over town ♪

-Okay. Yeah, I did it. -Okay.

Hey, so that dress is really…

One, two, three!

Like, I don't feel that.

Doesn't he look like Frankenstein to you?

I understand that our flight was canceled and rebooked.

Oh, this is nice.

-…think they're trying to kidnap me or-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

But that was three months ago.

This is the life we've chosen.

Because that is the meaning of Christmas.

-Please! -[speaks German]

Yeah. Yeah, I really do.

[Jeff screams, grunts]

-It's Uncle Jeff. Hey. [laughs] -Hey, buddy!

Oh, no. This is bad.

-[clears throat] Yippee! -Hey!

Little, limey monster tried to set me on fire.

Consider it an early Christmas present from Auntie Mei-Mei.

Creative. Yes. He's so creative.

-People are still coming in. -[Jeff] Hi.

I think we should let him have the soda.

[floorboards creaking]

-[sighs] -Me neither.

[music continues]

I'm being ridiculous. I've gone insane.

Hey, babe. Hurry up.

[electronic voice] Armed.

[Carol] Everybody, pizza!

And we're gonna lose our home because Harry stinkin' Potter

Yeah, well, the code is our anniversary, so…

[snoring continues]

-Can I help you? -Oh, yes.

[crowd chatters]

All right, Internet. Show me your worst.

You're safe now.

He called in the 289 to mess with me. The idiot does it every year.

So I need you to get on board, okay?

That's the coolest thing ever.

Well, I envy the filly who eventually ropes you in.

Wait! We just want our doll-- [grunts]

So let's come back later, you know? Like after dinner, after b-bedtime even.

-Who knows? -Greta Van Susteren knows.

-I think we should go home. -Oh, yay.

We're good people, Pam.

I think we need to wake up your grandma.

[Jeff speaks German]

[Max] Whoa, cool.

♪ Oh there's no place like home For the holidays ♪

Jeff. What are you doing?