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Pam, he jumped off the balcony!
Here. Have this.
I wouldn't last 30 seconds in gen pop.
-That's a two-person job? -I don't know.
[Homebot] Good night, Max.
That? I didn't steal that.
-Oh, no, no. [chuckles] -[car door closes]
[chuckles]
-Now-- -[Max, faintly] Detain them!
[screams, grunts]
I'm sorry. Voice calling is not available on this Homebot device.
Jeff.
-One, one, one, two. -One, one, one, two. Brilliant.
Ollie?
Okay. I'm okay. I have all my parts.
could you go get some more bottled water to everyone.
This is who we are now.
-Sir, I am not taking a tone with you. -Mum.
and…
[groans]
[grunting]
-[Max] Oh, yes, Grammy. -[Carol] Then you'll have to go to bed
Ouch.
So, are we moving?
A jacket can't just get up and walk away. It has to be here somewhere.
[both yell]
There is no going back.
So I need you to answer my question right now.
Oh, at the open house, the kid's mom said
[Stu] Uh, what's happening? Did Carol leave?
[Pam] The street's too hot right now.
Remember the young couple from the city?
Uh. Cool dolls.
We got a call. Your home alarm's been triggered.
How are you doing?
-Hide. -[Jeff] Why is it so bright?
Right now.
You sure about that? Do the maths.
Well, I hope so.
[gags] Milk hot!
-Home sweet home. -[machine beeps]
[microphone feedback]
[Max] Given up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
[sighs]
Your mom is just gonna be happy to see you. I promise.
♪ Yeah again ♪
[screams, grunts]
-Steer into the slide. -No.
[laughs] May I feed him a piece of this gross, old lady candy?
-Like Pinocchio. -Pinocchio.
That brat kid stole my doll. My mom's doll.
Yeah, but I crushed my interview with IBM.
Okay. So-- So listen. [stammers] We just wanna talk.
-Here we go. Sorry. Hi. -Is everything okay?
I'm so excited.
Bombs away.
Pamuel L. Jackson! Bring it in.
You should see the tree.
-[Pam] What should I do? -Get on my back!
[Carol grunts]
Well, Mum, where are you going?
But it's okay,
-[Jeff whispers] Okay. -[beeps]
[children screaming]
[Carol and children arguing]
We're not here to hurt you.
Catch.
Yes, that's what O.J. got in trouble for. The second time.
So, does that mean we get to stay here?
It's the last one. It's the last one. I promise, okay?
-It made me so uncomfortable. -It was so awkward.
[Pam gasps]
and is it really a crime to steal something that was stolen from you?
[door closes]
♪ All the bells are ringing out ♪
[groans]
-[children yelling] -You need to project when you speak.
And where do you think he was, Stu?
Thank you. That's nice to, um--
At the-- At the Four freaking Seasons?
[machine beeps]
I've got an app that will ping your assistant,
The guy Jeff saw looking through my underwear drawer seemed interested, no?
[banging]
Sorry, uh, sorry. Uh, konnichiwa.
-[Max] Up here. -[Jeff] Oh, hey.
-Mmm. Bummer. -Really?
Oh, hey, wait! Wait!
Hmm?
Are you saying your parents left you home alone?
Okay!
I will, you ugly, little boy!
[Jeff] A side gate? Really?
[metal scraping]
[electronic voice] Alarm.
Ouch! Ouch!
Don't blame her. That's you.
[snores]
["Home For The Holidays" playing]
[Jeff] Two, two, two, one.
approximately one hour before departure.
for virtualization and backup.
[grunts]
-[screams] -[Pam grunts]
[sighs]
♪ And glory ♪
Did you see how many deviled eggs he had for lunch?
How am I gonna find this kid?