Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Am I right? Yes. The schools here are amazing.

No, Carol took the early flight. She booked the cars.

General population.

You know, they're quite sugary.

[man on TV] Keep the change, ya filthy earthling.

Duty-free shops sell three-foot Toblerones.

-She doesn't care. -I don't understand

♪ All over ♪

I think that Santa's gonna bring you everything you want this year.

-Okay. I've got an idea. -What?

Yeah, rich people. Am I right? We're the worst.

-Hi, Gavin… -Come and get me.

I didn't get half that for my real kids.

in the middle of the night to see if Santa came.

Sounds like you deserve it as much as anybody.

[Hunter] Hey, Pama-lama-ding-dong! Guess what? We're outside!

Eight ball. Your face.

Ah, I get it. You're one of those guys.

I know we do, okay? Just let me think.

[electronic voice] Alarm.

-That's unlikely. -Why? What's wrong? Parent trouble?

-Ow, ow. -[siren wails]

The one you stole from our house. The boy with the bad face. The ugly boy.

-Not mad at that. [laughs] -Yes.

We made a plan. Let's just stick to it, okay?

Midnight, you know? Like after-- after the old lady's gone to sleep.

-Homebot, call the police. -[Homebot beeps]

Why is it so dark?

We don't know when O'Hare is gonna be able to get back…

Boys, don't make me run. I have tendinitis.

Hey, we saved you a seat 'cause you were running late to church.

Oh, no. You hit me with the incredibly soft yoga ball.

We did a bad thing.

So, why are we standing still now?

at 6:00 p.m. every evening and help her with her bath.

[Pam grunts] And you're out.

What time is it in Tokyo?

Hey. We saved you some seats 'cause you were running late.

You know what? How's about we just spend Christmas in Tokyo without you?

[both grunt, groan]

-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.

I can't wait to go home and share one toilet with nine bloomin' cousins.

Changing language to English.

-It's the most natural thing in the world. -Yeah.

We'll take care of you, okay?

[man on TV] I'll tell you what I am gonna give you, Snakes.

Where have you taken me?

Dad's five minutes away.

♪ All over again ♪

[phone vibrating]

[carolers] ♪ All of the other reindeer ♪

What was that today? Metal detectors?

Because the light is motion-activated, and if we stand still, it'll turn off.

-There's a very reasonable explanation. -[cracking]

Can you come and eat, please? Seriously. We're gonna be up at 5:00 a.m.

-Hey! -You like 'em? Look at Ollie.

[Pam] We are doing this.

But now I'm just lonely.

Never as good as the originals.

Thank you, young man.

but I told her, we just gotta suck it up and come here

[screams, grunts]

[Jeff] Why's the wall so high?

No, don't worry 'bout it. No.

I always thought the house could've done with a little remodeling anyway. So…

[grunts, groans]

Two, three, four.

What are we gonna do now? We need that doll.

I just stepped on a Lego.

-Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know. -[grunts]

We expect major, major delays at the airport.

-[speaks indistinctly] -[Jeff] What?

[in English] I forgot the word for peace.

-[crashing] -[chuckling]

So let's go get it!

Orange stripe, center pocket.

[line disconnects]

and we can't afford not to take it.

I'm just a neighbor helping.

-I don't know what that means. -[Jeff] I'll tell you what it means.

I mean, they could come home at any second.

You know? People forget passports. People forget--

-Oh, my God. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're the one who said it's our only option,

And I hope you both have a very, very happy Christmas.

Sir, I'm not a woman in tech.

We'll go around back.

No, my problem is that you have split our family onto two separate flights.

"Forgot to preheat the oven. Be back soon."

-With two-- -Beech with two E's.

Don't touch me, perv. I'm your sister.

[Carol] Oh, dear. What a day.

I'm gonna throw in some abs and thighs. That's what that is.

-If I miss the duty-free shop… -I'm not the driver.

[woman through GPS] You have arrived at your destination.