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-I missed you so much. -[Max chuckles]
♪ Again ♪
-Ollie, that is not a toy. -I'll get it.
-[Jeff] Okay. -[Pam] I'm up. I'm up. Okay.
to a new server without any human oversight.
♪ But not for the children Who live in fear ♪
-Raise the bells. -[bells ring lightly]
A whole lot of what-ifs, Officer.
Any company with a brain needs a good data migration manager, okay?
-Cool, I am obsessed with open concept. -Yes. [chuckles]
This whole house-to-myself thing might not have been the best idea, Homebot.
because I knew you guys would appreciate it.
[grunts]
Enough is enough. Enough is enough.
He'll think I'm just Saint Nick.
[children arguing]
-[Pam grunts] -[Jeff screams]
[Homebot speaking German]
[gasps]
-Sorry. I'm sorry. -Apology accepted.
[Pam grunting]
[Pam grunts] Okay. Just--
[chattering]
Santa came!
Wow.
There was this elderly lady who'd bought one at a garage sale for about $10.
I'm sorry. Has he been bothering you?
Somebody that lives here, what's the code?
[footsteps]
Ooh! Can I get one of those?
-Hey! -Homebot, nein! Nein!
[heart thumping]
All right. I'm doing this.
What are we doing?
[Pam] Good. I'm getting there.
You can stay with us till they get back.
[chattering, laughing]
And that's how we win. [chuckles]
Creative. Yes. He's so creative.
What's the lumen count on that thing?
At least you're with your mum and dad.
They got more nog than they know what to do with.
Remember what happened last time?
Because I guess home is just another word for family, right?
[screams]
-[Abby] Can I open the big one? -[Chris] Oh, my gosh!
Come over here, honey. Come over here.
But that's why I didn't do it, Columbo.
Well, you need sugar for a cookie.
We're in a swimming pool! [screams]
-Hey, did you take that from the church? -Oh?
[Pam] Okay. Ready?
[radio chatter]
-Yeah. -[Pam chuckles]
Ooh. Mm-hmm. Yep.
[choir continues]
Hi, my adorables.
He had fish curry on the plane.
What it means is, you're entirely at the whim of a hosted service provider
Selling that paid for everything. Our mortgage, our trip to Europe…
To new friends.
[people chatter]
-[Pam] You're not helping. -[Jeff] Yes, I am.
-Merry Christmas. -You too.
You pump into a slide, and you steer into a skid.
-[Jeff] Merry Christmas, everyone! -[glasses clinking]
"Oh, sorry we flushed your life down the toilet,
Whoa! Ho, ho!
[boy 2] You can never catch me. Jerk!
Oh.
Thank you, and happy season.
[music continues]
-[laughing] -[retches]
and sell me to some old lady for 200 large.
[grunts]
It's perfect. We go now while they're not home and get our doll back.
What's so funny?
[people chatter]
[laughing] It's not a Jenga tower, Jeff.
[groaning, cries]
-[Jeff screams] -[Pam grunts]
Yeah, but it's just gonna turn back on when we move again.
Well, hello.
I didn't get half that for selling my real kids.
Hmm.
We all thought she was coming tomorrow, but she's come in the dead of night.
[screams, grunts]
You think I do?
[both groaning, screaming]
[whimpers]
[man] "…one step, they leapt into the sky toward Neverland."
[screaming]
Everybody we know is back in London.
Snowmageddon.
And here's to Max for bringing us all together.
Thank you.
-Where are we going? -To get some milk.
Okay, on three, we run. One.
-Yuck. -[chuckles] Imagine that.
Ooh! That did not sound right. [chuckles]
-[stammers] -…and on the way there, you hit a tree,
[grunts]
Jeff has been promoted to District Manager.
Can I get a shopping cart, please?
Hey, what do you say we open some presents?
[Jeff speaks indistinctly] Just-- Whoa!
Swim. Swim to me.
We do deserve a W.
-[Chris chuckles] -[grunting]
[Jeff] "Dear Santa. I tried waiting up for you, but I'm too sleepy.
It's not like it's Buckingham Palace.
[chuckles] Sinks.
♪ Fall on your knees ♪
-Huh? Oh. [chuckles] -[all laugh]
And then some crazy, old lady will pay us $200,000 for him.
There's someone home.
[laughs]
I know.
Ow!
[cries]
I mean-- God, where is my passport?