Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[keypad beeps] -[alarm stops]

I'm sure you never forget your anniversary, do you, Officer?

-Be careful, Jeff. It's slippery. -[groans]

Bethany, is this a good time for a selfie in front of an Uber?

and my ten-- ten-year-old son is at home by himself?

We've gone to the other side.

[soda bubbling]

[Pam] I got you.

It's just gonna be two of us for Christmas, hey?

♪ 'Cause it ain't about gifts and toys ♪

I water their dogs-- plants.

Him? I knew he was weird.

[Jeff] Hey, honey.

["Christmas All Over Again" playing]

Without my mum and dad, my house really didn't feel like home.

[clears throat] Um…

[Stu] Did somebody call the house?

-Yeah. -One, two, three. [gasps]

He just told me our 200 grand is getting away.

-[man on TV] One, two… -I don't remember this guy.

we have to share our house with every stupid relative we have.

-Yes. -Oh, um, can I get one of those?

Okay, no, no, no. I can't stand the thought of you not having that.

Well, we tried.

Oh. Uh, uh, thank you, but, uh, no.

-You see her full shoulder. -Yeah.

Can you send an officer right away?

Mine have gone to Tokyo. I'm totally on my own.

Oh, that sounds great. Where do I sign up?

[machine beeps]

The kids are home.

♪ It is the night… ♪

-Can I have a go? Can I have a go? -You do it!

Also, my pants are starting to freeze.

[male dispatcher] Yeah. So can you just drive by and check it out?

-Where do they wind up at the end? -Home.

We are coming in Frieden.

Well, I'm definitely a child in need. Need of this.

Locked and loaded.

-Can you unlock the door? -Yeah.

We wouldn't have broken into your home even once.

Well, here they are, Pam and Jeff McKenzie, the owners.

-There is no place like home. Thank you. -Thank you.

I think we should go back home.

let you know when you're running late. I'll send it to you.

There's nowhere to run now, little man.

-[phone beeps] -Hey, where are they?

I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten

Oh. Right at Christmas? You poor little thing.

Gosh, I miss the snow!

Oh, look at those snuggly, little elves all ready for bed.

[PA: ticket agent] Standby... [continues in Japanese]

Now it's re-tangling.

[Mei] A top for you.

I'm simply saying that you have put me on a different flight to my children.

[Jeff grunting]

[whispers] Don't you dare judge me. I'm doing this for my family.

Peace be unto you. Peace be unto you. Is that how you say it? Peace be unto--

-[Jeff gasps] What? This-- [whimpers] -[dogs barking]

And your new chandelier.

just 'cause there's a lot of sugar in them, so…

Yeah, the doll is in that house. I saw it in his jacket.

Are you sure we should wait?

[Pam] Okay, we have a plan.

[baby laughing]

Our W, our family's W, is in that house, and we're gonna get it.

And me having no permanent neurological damage.

-[Jeff whispers indistinctly] -Wow.

Stop! We can talk.

-[Jeff grunts] -Okay, okay.

-Ugh, this is garbage. -…off my spaceship…

♪ Everybody's singing ♪

Hey, buddy. I'm gonna give that to you and ask you to take real good care of it.

But the-- Our future is in that house, Pam.

Uh, hi, my dude. Um...

I gotta call Pam.