Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[phone beeps] -Hey, where are they?

-Be careful, Jeff. It's slippery. -[groans]

we have to share our house with every stupid relative we have.

I'm simply saying that you have put me on a different flight to my children.

Also, my pants are starting to freeze.

Locked and loaded.

-Can you unlock the door? -Yeah.

♪ 'Cause it ain't about gifts and toys ♪

Mine have gone to Tokyo. I'm totally on my own.

[machine beeps]

-You see her full shoulder. -Yeah.

[Pam] Okay, we have a plan.

[clears throat] Um…

-[man on TV] One, two… -I don't remember this guy.

-[Jeff gasps] What? This-- [whimpers] -[dogs barking]

♪ It is the night… ♪

Hey, buddy. I'm gonna give that to you and ask you to take real good care of it.

Bethany, is this a good time for a selfie in front of an Uber?

Okay, no, no, no. I can't stand the thought of you not having that.

♪ Everybody's singing ♪

I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten

Yeah, the doll is in that house. I saw it in his jacket.

The kids are home.

[Jeff] Hey, honey.

Him? I knew he was weird.

[baby laughing]

I think we should go back home.

-Yeah. -One, two, three. [gasps]

Our W, our family's W, is in that house, and we're gonna get it.

["Christmas All Over Again" playing]

Well, I'm definitely a child in need. Need of this.

Are you sure we should wait?

But the-- Our future is in that house, Pam.

I'm sure you never forget your anniversary, do you, Officer?

Stop! We can talk.

let you know when you're running late. I'll send it to you.

Gosh, I miss the snow!

[soda bubbling]

-There is no place like home. Thank you. -Thank you.

He just told me our 200 grand is getting away.

-Yes. -Oh, um, can I get one of those?

Oh, that sounds great. Where do I sign up?

Oh. Right at Christmas? You poor little thing.

-[Jeff whispers indistinctly] -Wow.

-Where do they wind up at the end? -Home.

Well, we tried.

There's nowhere to run now, little man.

Oh. Uh, uh, thank you, but, uh, no.

I gotta call Pam.

Peace be unto you. Peace be unto you. Is that how you say it? Peace be unto--

Well, here they are, Pam and Jeff McKenzie, the owners.

[Pam] I got you.

just 'cause there's a lot of sugar in them, so…

Uh, hi, my dude. Um...

Oh, look at those snuggly, little elves all ready for bed.

and my ten-- ten-year-old son is at home by himself?

Without my mum and dad, my house really didn't feel like home.

[Stu] Did somebody call the house?

-Can I have a go? Can I have a go? -You do it!

Can you send an officer right away?

[male dispatcher] Yeah. So can you just drive by and check it out?

-Ugh, this is garbage. -…off my spaceship…

We are coming in Frieden.

Now it's re-tangling.

-[Jeff grunts] -Okay, okay.

And me having no permanent neurological damage.

[Mei] A top for you.

And your new chandelier.

[Jeff grunting]

[PA: ticket agent] Standby... [continues in Japanese]

I water their dogs-- plants.

We wouldn't have broken into your home even once.

[whispers] Don't you dare judge me. I'm doing this for my family.

We've gone to the other side.

It's just gonna be two of us for Christmas, hey?

-[keypad beeps] -[alarm stops]