Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Please? -No, you!

[choir singing] ♪ O, holy night! ♪

I'm just gonna take off real quick, and I'm gonna see y'all later.

-Okay, I just think-- -Look, I know that you wanna save the day

-You've seen the weather, right? -[Mei] It's snowmageddon out there.

-Lay down your arms! -[Carol] Americans, please!

[groans] How do you switch back to English?

-Yes. -I didn't even realize I'm doing it.

-It's still against the law, Jeff. -[shouting] Like a lightbulb.

What say you and your hubby have a nice holiday.

Why are man and lady drowning?

[Carol] I think he looks like a little politician.

Well, we should get dinner ready, huh?

[sighs] Okay. Three.

…I am going to shave somebody's head. That's real.

-Ew. -[Hunter] Hmm.

Yeah, we're so proud of you. We really are.

You know what? Can I give you a couple of my business cards?

[scoffs] Tell me about it.

We can't do that. That's impossible. We can't do that. That's impossible.

Pretty bad, I would-- I would imagine.

-Thank you, Gavin. -Yeah.

We'll wait till it gets dark.

[Jeff whimpers, screams]

-Please, just one quick go. -[shrieks] Ow!

Well, it's Christmas Eve. It's the day that everybody goes to church.

So, why don't you take the holiday, think it over and get back to me.

Only a half-hour left till Christmas. See you in the morning.

-It's getting more wrapped up. -Rotate.

See, Carol? Under stress, people make mistakes that we should forgive.

which is why…

[both grunting, panting]

You wanna kidnap "the ugly boy"

Without further ado, I give you the Ne'er-Do-Bells.

-Her shoulder is so bare. -You see the full--

Mom, you gotta save our house.

who's alone and scared, and he needs his mother.

[chuckles] You really think I'm that stupid?

[Jeff] You learned anything?

What if I dress as Santa?

but it's super obvious.

Good to see you, buddy.

[Jeff straining]

[Carol shouting] What?

Frieden is peace.

Well, then who is?

[Jeff] It's just a stroll through people's backyards a-at night.

Yeah, I don't know.

Hands on bells.

-Guys, Homebot is not a toy-- -[toy gun rattling]

[Homebot speaking German]

Um, yeah. Some of the best in the state. They are totally lit.

[Max] You know what?

Who raised this little monster?

[Carol] Hey, I hope the house isn't a mess.

-I love this space. -Oh.

Through some undergrowth.

What's your next idea? Should I beep him after I listen to the new MC Hammer joint?

-Oh, honey. -[Jeff groans]

I'm sorry. Sorry.

He's a little elf.

-I-I'm sure I could figure it out. -Okay, listen.

[clicks tongue] Wow.

[shouts] The motion sensor.

Oh, great arm, buddy!

But this Santa's gonna be leaving

Is there a problem, Officer?

[whispers] in jail for committing a felony.

Even if everything they do makes you anxious or furious and insane.

[stammers] But who's taking care of you?

[phone ringing]

Hey, don't bail on me.

And she's German.

Mind giving our luggage a tuggage? I wanna get that guy situated.

[screams, groans]

Um, okay, cute photo much?

My D-flat has decided that the world runs on his time.

-You good? -Oh, yeah.

Open is my favorite concept.

[Stu] Carol, I swear to you. That boy was not in the house when we left.

I'm ten years old. Why on earth would I want a doll?

[groans] Oh, I'm-- I'm fine by the way. Thank you.