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are you gonna eat it? yes
i miss mouth ulcers i don't--- i do but i don't nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i do miss mouth ulcers i bite to make better do i miss them? well you should your doctor recommened you bite them since you're filling in for taj billie and zaine dagleish no!
Hey! Take a picture. It'll last longer. Get outta here.
- We wanna go to Duff Gardens! - [Lisa] Time to go to Duff Gardens!
( stifled groan )
- It's store policy. - No, it isn't. Ow!
You've been eating that thing for a week.
And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.
you are about to court shiendalin of judy! the people are you! the cases are judy shiendalin! the rulings are just real! this is judge jewp!
Homer, I found this behind the radiator.
[Chiming, Ticking]
Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous...
who's filling in for tyler the creator? cardi b.
who's filling in for thomas tomlinson? oscar wilde.
Oh, how can I stay mad at you?
That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
[ Straining, Grunts ]
Yeah. The legend of the Dog faced woman
Pretty sweet, hey?
cheryl why don'tt you put sponkafilla and spoontrayls and my aoful auntie chris and ettington elladayles on the bitchumen and the pavement and rub rub rub. careful of the bohoouper togiiump abrasion that you don't accidently hump taj billie and zaine because that's my job! then what would we call her? sorestolemyjobryl!
it used to be hoda marr eating urinegemite vegemitaand making lucy colman would do a striptease to porn off but he quit so it would be brayden terris taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
ALL: Wow!
Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
what did taj dagleish used to say? well i know one thing my recommendation's broken i can't fix it but i know i'm really not sure about cherylee macmahon's circumstances/
Ahh! I can see the music.
oh holy god george i've accidently told you my details! boing faye well get the file and go then! then get into dance for ya sons they'll be happy at least you'll get to see them!
Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
oh god desiree coake even you wouldn't get into adventure world with those fattocotrolles! oh god even my twonkhonkers won't fit in!
NO! DUFF GARDENS.
- We understand. - No use complainin' about something you can't change.
2 x 2 x 5 x 5 x 11 x 37 = 7426
####[Dolls Singing]
I'm not sure that is water.
- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
me mom's got gioutia borhapppbowpagogfno and she's a duck pond box england snow wolf goose and she goes honk honk honk a goose and she's very 0 years old on the electric chair! and she's also got longdistanceophobia because she'll bloombox up her yuckles in windex washing powder she's very snowy and disteriey!
[Body Thuds On Floor]
[Man In Movie] What's going on here?
Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens!
(HUMS NONCHALANTLY)
Won't be any fun without ya, VAnessa
Wait a minute. That was Prince of Tides.
- What did you say, Aunt Selma? - I said take off those damn glasses!
Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
( raspy voice ) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- ## [ Singing ] - ## [ Singing ]
[Announcer Continues] And the Washing Machine!
bap bap bring me a higher morse code love S.O.S bap bap bap! it's that higher love that i'm thinking of. bap bap bap kygo bring me it! ok here it is:bailey straun. but he's one of ours! i can't just make love to a chorus team member! besides i'm already called for! ok please yourself then. bap bap bap.