Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[gasps] -Not a date!

[Lucifer] Deary me. So,

I'm not gonna help you hurt Lucifer. I don't care who you are.

Carol's a recovering alcoholic.

What the hell was that?

[Lucifer exhales]

I can't leave until I see what's in his closet. [inhales]

She is a person of interest in a murder investigation.

It makes you wanna jump his bones, doesn't it? [chuckles]

I sell designer accessories.

♪ That's why I'm so confident I'm a ten out of ten ♪

in-- in your own time and--

It was one of the worst things I've ever done.

Well, it's not great that you broke into my apartment

You know what else I love? Sleep.

Well, maybe this just means that you can learn to care about all humans.

and shot him like that stupid human did.

Okay. Go ahead, think.

I've been trying really hard, but…

I mean, I thought I liked Carol the way he was,

Do you wanna maybe take those off?

and he picked up my bag.

Cool. [chuckles]

but like I told you at the crime scene, don't need your help.

serving more fish.

Looks like he took, uh, a year off after vice.

-And he was one of Dan's best friends. -Yeah!

that people would laugh at me, and not in a good way.

So when the shoes arrived, it all clicked. Fred was having an affair with him!

-Hmm? -Upping her beauty game.

Now, if you'll please excuse me, like I said, I do not need your help.

Miss Decker, you are no longer a detective.

And I opened it,

And I found your trunk.

[Carol] Uh, no, I'm actually at Fred's apartment.

-Oh, I think I understand. -Probably not.

Takes a special kind of person to pull that off.

[clears throat] …broken.

Lucifer, that was not an invitation for you to come in here.

[sighs] Well…

In fact, I feel really guilty about it.

Well, maybe you and Busty can do that together.

Well, you are in luck, my friend,

I mean, if he can lie about being a bad boy,

You know what I'm saying?

Okay. No secret room. [gasps]

I've got bolt cutters in my car.

The world has no God. Clearly I belong on this couch.

I don't understand. Who are you?

Father may not have been in Heaven, but he was still God.

-Great. -All right, great.

Because bad boys are, well, bad. I actually hate them.

it sounds stupid, a pretty queen--

♪ Tramp, tramp ♪

I appreciate what you're trying to do here,

And when you get out of rehab,

Yeah, especially because the COD was a stiletto to the neck.