Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All starches are a scam.

What are you doing?

You know my friend Bob Sacamano?

-The meme was a bit of a stretch. -Oh, it's a stretch.

A wallet in an apartment? Looks pretty intentional

It’s the wood that makes it good

Hello? You are not gonna believe the date I just had.

Don't get too comfortable. As soon as Seth gets a real job...

Thank you, Austin. I didn't know you felt that way about us.

No, you're the only...

I'm on no sleep

Bad coaching! Mess you up!

He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, 40 bucks.

Hey, Jerry, don't worry about it, all right?

All right. Let’s give it a shot. Let’s go.

Bad Traffic! Mess you up!

BAD NIGERIAN JOLLOF MESS YOU UP!

A pointless tweet Even by Ben Volin standards

The difference is negligible

That's not gonna be good for anybody.

-You use a water pick? -Sure. Water pick...

I need that chicken! I've got to have that chsicken!

Don’t worry, Hannah. Everything's alright.

So I told lpswich I'd have the hat by this afternoon.

If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind.

Miss Benes, I notice you've been charging quite a bit of merchandise...

My concern is that...

We got something there

Yeah, he was fired.

We're old college buddies.

I don't think that Kenny Rogers has any idea what's going on down there.

What, Mr MArbles? He's harmless!

No, it's a kind of rat.

We have the down comforter and the cookware you liked.

So you go into the bathroom 1 1, you're in bed by what, 2?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Can I fire you?

-It's getting cold. It's getting cold. -That was a close one.

He is The Gambler.

Why don't we switch apartments?

Well, I do have a meeting I’m supposed to go to. Blow it off!

Well, I'd look again.

But you were an executive. This is fast food.

Yeah, that's no good.

Forty bucks? Sign me up!

I gotta move in with you, Jerry.