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Bunch of old, know-nothing dinosaurs...
It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow!
where the sewage meets the sand--
-####[Drum roll] - Live from Springfield...
- I will send you $40! - [Announcer]Checks will not be honored.
- Oh, I wouldn't wanna offend the little son of a bitches. - I wish you'd stop saying that.
## [ Singing ]
except for that week Ray Jay Johnson was my co-host.
♪ Give it away, give it away, give it away now ♪
- Aah! My face! My valuable face! - Hmph!
- Ed Sullivan? - Yeah.
All right.
All the people who work at Highland are S.O.B.s.
- [ Buzzing ] - [ Grunting ]
####[Piano]
[Male Announcer] And now, the Crazy Old Man Singers.
Miss Midler, I can't believe you do this all by yourself.
Ah, that's too bad, 'cause tonight my guests will be Dr. Carl Sagan...
- [ Yelling ] - He's dead now.
[ Laughing ] I'm laughing already.
So, you want ventriloquism, do ya?
He's dead!
Mmm, delicious.
- I love you, Krusty. - Quiet!
[Whistle Blowing]
Oh, I'll never get my aim back.