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It's really not a good idea, Bahir.
He carved out some dude's eyeball and fucking ate it.
You are, more specifically, one in two billion.
- The fuck is this? - This is a piece of shit
You should look into that, buster.
End of the week.
So why am I feeling guilty that I'm not over there
Hate to say I told you so.
- Shit. What'd you tell him? - That you weren't here.
Are you serious?
In fact, I'd...
I do not.
What do you mean, "What?" You don't see that?
I am impressed by your work ethic and your dedication.
And I'm gonna give these walls a nice coat of fresh paint too.
Indeed.
- ... was a bad idea... - Mm-hmm.
What? What are we looking at?
The point is to get your head out of your ass
Let him go!
I do.
Pretty much no life outside of work.
Nobody flushes 70,000 dollars' worth of maternal bequest
Um, I don't know. He blew a...
- Kind of a nice ring to it, huh? - Yeah.
your mother died. It changes you.
since your old professor ran his car
I guess I just never really saw that before.
That's 700 a month.
No, it's his second.
Yo!
they are one of the most inbred populations in the United States.
Is it?
- I think that's cannibals. - Well, whatever.
Good morning to you too, Kev.
All right, so he tells me to piss off.
- Serious? - Yeah.
Wha... what is that smell?
Watch your head.
Jesus.
No one in my family would take my call.
I would say yes.
Tech guy named Bahir?
You should go into sales.
You know he can't edit his thoughts.
My money or my meth. You got 24 hours. You understand?
I... I... I mean, I can't even hang with Lucas anymore 'cause...
Not like that.
And...
so they're terrible people, right?
for my prick of a father.
I simply don't wish to discuss it further.
Wait, what?
... "you were right."
Sorry I had to call you.
Uh, fertilizer?