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And you're happy with this one? Very much so.
Well?
Riverdance, wee horse... Yeah, OK, Orla.
but you're a bit tight with the old heating, now.
Right.
Sorry to disturb you, but we've discovered some old mail.
No point fighting it.
We've just discovered a black mark on the floor of the master en-suite.
Yes. No.
Because if this could end decades of violence, death and fear,
Er, right...
Crime is crime is crime.
they're gonna have to find something that works with our complexion.
# Proud Mary keep on burning.
Are they better than us?
Oh, awkward, awkward, awkward oh, God, it's so awkward!
I didn't do a face.
MUSIC: Would You? by Touch & Go
I'm sorry...
No going back?
No...
check.
She passed these concerns on to the Bishop personally?
Oh, hold on one second.
My ma won't let me.
"This isn't a film, I'm not a mechanic."
Slowly but surely. Slowly but surely, Gerry.
Jenny just sent me up here to collect glasses,
but our tight hole mas wouldn't pay for two parties,
KNOCKING
customer: whys it so expensive? me
I don't know, Gerry. Why not?
What? So, I know her nephew, a bit,
SOMEONE COUGHS
You tell your ma to eat it WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT!
Are those shorts, Eammon?
That's Jane Austen. Really?
DONG
Fair enough, Gerry.
Whoa... Why does everyone lose their shit over Riverdance?
Hm.
Bleurgh!
We understand you will soon be travelling here with your ma and da,
Just find a middle ground, girls.
PS, we think your hair is absolutely cracker.
..it's out of your control.
The country has just taken its first step into the future.
Aye.
if I snog him for three minutes and 22 seconds.
What? Swallowed the thing whole, so he did.
Why, how much did you make? 50.
But what if Eammon came and stayed with you for a bit?
The Commitment.