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that no guest has ever called scratchy before.
I can connect the dots.
Oh, God. Okay. Intermission's over. I got to --
Okay, I'll put the gun away. [ Pop! ]
I should do one more sweep of the house.
don't jump on my thing.
we shine brightest when we work as a team.
-next. -I'm good.
is that actually he shot himself in the foot.
I am a coach, damn it.
Don't be a baby.
Listen, I thought you guys
So we should leave in about an hour.
Oh, I'm 15, but I've seen four r-rated movies already.
Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
And just so you know -- ooh!
You in?
yeah, mommy shot Jay. Aunt Claire said, "shoot him."
It's like non-disabled people who park in handicapped spaces.
Glad you got here in time to see that.
He's coming to work with the old man.
Sounds cool, but I don't know if I can.
The important thing is I did, in fact, shoot myself in the --
and we're going to relieve you of your command.
running the artful lodger.
but can you believe they were gonna bail?
only this time, I'll be cam.
I have to go and register Joe for the winter camp.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
Well, I better get going.
Well, now, that can't be true.
It does feel different without her here.
That was pathetic.
it's crushed the soul of every real-estate agent in town.
Thanks, dad.
Who are you -- [ Stammers ]
Do you know how long I've been dreaming about this day?
Who loves, uh, basements?
Daddy's been a little bit busy himself dealing with linens
we would make up before you leave for good.