Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The deal's in the bag, kid.

[ Cellphone rings ]

No, no, no. Not a good time, not a good time.

Yeah, so you are good to go. I'm fine.

[ Cellphones ring ]

I shot myself in the foot.

but they're highly sought after.

It's perfect. We're all good.

Luke, um, there's no easy way to ask this.

I used to love going to work with my dad

You couldn't even register the domain name.

Might be faster if they come get you, though.

I don't have a card on me right now, but --

Assistant coach, coach. What's the big diff?

Oh, uh, you know what? Luke'll finish the tour.

to his grocery store, Frank's food town.

How'd you get out of lily's game?

I can sympathize. I usually get one right before my cycle.

by pretending to lose a finger,

on the same day that my little girl left for college.

Claire: There she is -- our little genius.

Watch the sippy cup.

[ Sarcastically ] "Gosh, I sure do hope Jay is all right."

That's French toast. What's happening?

Yes. [ Sobbing ]

I'd never have rocked my '90s frosted tips.

Anyway, here is a room you're going to love --

and then we go to the game.

Oh, I'm dying! I'm dying!

for my one-man quick-change version

They want more towels. What are they, midwives?

[ Cockney accent ] But not the artful lodgers.

Yes, of course, well, the accident that your father had

Look at my conscientious little girl

forgetting about our problems at home,

you can actually count the square --

and it was your stye medication I was picking up.

Oh! [ Whistle blows ]