Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is Tully Hart.
I was, uh, over in man's, and I thought,
["Tainted Love" by Soft Cell playing]
Your mother thought that it might be a good idea to try living...
Actually…
Oh, well, Mutt and Carol are off interviewing that Bill Gates guy
Come talk to us.
-Shit. You worried? -We'll pull it together in sweeps.
Oh, my God.
Oh. Um, no. [chuckles] Don't be--
How do I look?
♪ He's a magic man ♪
waiting for someone or something to come and change your life.
I love you all!
Anyone like some wine, Tom?
Ha-ha-ha.
Hey, uh… new girl, right?
And I will take these for me.
Ugh, Kimber Watts?
That is my best friend you're talking about.
[chuckles] What are you doing?
I'm so sorry.
Tainted love
[clicks tongue]
Hello?
You're the one.
Yeah, totally.
Objection, Your Honor.
Get your stuff. You're coming to live with me now.
You'd be surprised what your mom gets.
It's perfect.
[clinks]
I am on it.
-My name's Larry. -Great.
What's your name?
[laughs]
I'm ready to get back in the game.
-Kate. -Hi.
That is good advice.
[grunts]
Love not war! Love not war! Love not war!
Come on, Robbie, let's get back upstairs.
She's going to be fine.
-Turned it into an actual system. -[laughs]
[Kate] Ugh!
I don't know what's gonna happen with me and your dad,
Yeah, going to New York was a huge mistake, but Kate'll forgive you.
It's going to be easy
[both laughing]
Shh.
It's perfect.
Think maybe I've made a lot of mistakes.
kind of, like, deal with this whole area, like, knees to boobs?
Come on, let's dance!
I just wanted to get on the pill.
-Uh, yeah. I, um-- -I have actually met her a few times.
♪ Oh, I've finally decided  My future lies ♪
Get in the car!
Okay, well, I'm still your boss, so just check yourself.
[Johnny] Sure you made the Federal Express cut off?
[chuckles]
Super handsome, mind of a cynic, heart of a dreamer type.
♪ Just keep it moving  And don't get lazy ♪
[heavy breathing]
Worse.
Travis, hi.
I'm gonna wait in the car.
I got a pantsuit at Frog Farm.
You're my world.
Kate, the silent auction, it's a mess.
[punk rock music playing]
you didn't even make it through the bathroom?
My mom made you guys this casserole.
even at 14.
Marah, why are you up?
The future of journalism are women. The future of journalism is women.
I'll take the actual bus, thanks, not the dorkmobile.
fantastic.
-Hi. -Hi.
[inaudible]
Ever?
♪ I should have listened to my old man ♪
Laundry?
But I am headed down to L.A. for a movie premiere.
I can't.
Shit, you worried?
I'm gonna drive the tape to Tacoma myself next time
[bartender] Here's your martini.
So, like, Becky, ninth grade level of crazy
Yeah.
Uh, no, I have somebody coming to pick me up.
Wow, I wish my mom would let me eat all that stuff.
May I join you?
Oh, so you consider this a first date?
I can get you in there.
[tires squeal]
Oh, great.
I promise.
Don't call me during my special time.
Look what you did, honey.
You haven't worked in, like, a thousand years.
[sketch continues indistinctly]
Just reschedule it.
Meanwhile, we're dicking around with bullshit soft news.
You?
-Thanks for not ratting me out. -[Kate] Sure.
I'm sorry. I… I didn't--
You're okay with me working, right?
Your mom? Who's that? I barely know her.
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
♪ I'd save every day like a treasure  And then ♪
-Miss Mularkey… -[laughs]
Nowhere.
-Are you okay? -What's going on back here?
Oh.
I'm gonna drive the tape to Tacoma myself next time.
I'm 29.