Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could afford to make less, make less.

the collapse of the venerable New York Bank

Just like Mark, he didn't talk about it.

I gotta see inside

Want me to write a piece called: "We're all fucked!"

I mean.. ghe ghe ghe... nine ... nineteen thirty three

It's the second quarter of '07 is when our housing position shows returns

I knew how close you were to your brother.

Mister Bruce Miller.... and Mark Baum

I mean, how come you don't hate this guy? He's everything you taught us not to trust!

MY29? You're either SDV or PHEV And if you're SDV you can F right off

Charlie, Come on!

I say when we sell!

It's in a free-fall decline, so I wanted to talk to you about pulling their money

Holy shit! -Ah yes, now you see it!

I don't like it!

eh, default-rates are on the rise right now!

You know, this is a once in a lifetime deal!

That's the idea ... yeah.

Yeah, yeah! It's time to call bullshit!

Mortgage-delinquencies went up and the CDO's got more valuable, unbelievable!

I’m a wind farm manager

Wow! it's down, It's down 3 points since last year, that's weird.

Have you ever refused to rate?

Up next, we have the legendary, former, chairman of the FED, Alan Greenspan!

How much in total?

Come on! Would you relax!

Where's the trash?

Yeah and that one is called CDO square!

Now, we didn't find Jared Vennett's housing bubble pitch in a lobby of a bank that rejected us.

When when i take shit

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me.

Trying to make me feel bad about myself! -We have talk about this numerous times

Give me my fucking money back!

Just don’t fucking giggle

Not be affected by the demise of the very thing it insures?

His head must have caught up with his hole or do something... I don't know.

Jared likes to say it though.. because he thinks it makes me seem more authentic

I Have Fashion Friends

What'd you hear tiny?

There are no insurance-contracts or options for mortgage bonds.

There is a zero percent chance

The Stonks aren’t going down

No, eighty million! -Ok, so eighty million!

We didn't bring you out here to talk about work bro!

What is he looking at? -I heard he had a breakdown!

I was a bar tender Now I own a boat!

They go public and all the care about is their bottom-line and their shit!

I don't get it. Why are they confessing?

I have five houses

Going to work for Shelby's?

six mortgage-backed securities i want to show you

Two-hundred percent?

Michael? -Yes, Yes!

Hi ya Frank, how are the wife and kids?

Ok, let's see what Credit Suisse's appetite is.

I always get option to pay adjustable. I'm a private contractor.

everybody wants swaps

I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.

No, we just repackage it, with a bunch of other shit that didn't sell

I don't care Porter...

I know you've suffered a terrible loss,

I'm a CDO-manager

We know, it's completely backwards!

Let's get on this quickly too, because if he is right...

I'm on a winning streak

Nude, 'n all...

And none of the experts, or leaders, or talking heads had a clue it was coming.

How are you floating your resume to big banks?

Trust me. Call Vennett,

Which is me....

He just happened to be Jamie's neighbor when they were in Colorado

how much I'm worth.

Money is not money! That's bad money!

After he and Mark had their debate

You can do this!

What you think we do here all day? They're giving these loans to anyone with a credit-score and a pulse

and 145 thousand dollars in student loans

Is that the angle you're taking?

People will withdraw their money, Kenny!

Yeah... that's right!

AI THeres a bubble

sometimes you sound very dismissive and superior.

and the ability to tens of millions calls a second, you think they're not using it?

Oh god, i hate this! This is a total waste of time!

become a nationwide economic disaster.

which means.... Bet against.

that were supposedly 65 percent AAA, were actually just, basically full of shit.

Thats my albanais

He just walks out of the lunch, doesn't say a word.

No-one reads them, only the lawyers who put them together read them!

Want me to make you a market?

But we have a fiduciary responsibility -No, no we don't!

That's the US Stock Market.

Do not talk to the press!

They have screwed us on student-loans, so we can never get out from under.

Green span just said: "Bubbles are regional, defaults are rare!"

Look at HIM that's my l2, my rollup

That's a good one.

Wall-street loves to use confusing terms, to make you think only they can do what they do.

I am happy when I'm unhappy!

I've got no angle, we're new to this, we're just so hyped!

Watch, It will pay! I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!

Deev Woonsen, Goldman Sachs

Estamos recopilando información, no estamos publicitando nuestra posición corta

Because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.

I'm not fucking you Vinnie, I'm kissing you

Uneventful! -OK, I've been here for six hours!

Which is a thing that goes around the ball

smells like sheep

And... i got second in that national math competition

What did you just say? Synthetic CDO's? That is fucking crazy!

That's good for us! -Yes, and no.

What? Can you explain that to me please?

Is gonna continue to happen into the future!

...ace... goi..

They weren't being stupid... They just didn't care

Tell the risk-assessors to fuck off!

I'm Gonna Call My Mom

What I don't understand

It's a bloodbath up here

No, that can't be right, there, there, are 500 billion in housing bonds sold last year alone

This is not crazy....

then what's the problem rabbi?

OK, I'm a chef on a Sunday-afternoon setting the menu of a big restaurant.

Hi, it's Mark, I need to talk to Vinnie right now!

Sub-prime bonds fell off a cliff

But... It is a shitstorm out here sweetie. You have no idea the kind of crap people are pulling.