Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Am i gonna have to leave?

Corporate doesn't care.

Even if they have no money?

What the hell is going on?

Not even Baum or Berry thought to short the Double-A's

I'm here on my own dime

What do we got? -Garibaldi's are BBB!

I look him in the face and i say:

Famous bull-ish investor

-Mortgage backed securities, sub-prime loans, tranches....

I mean, why shouldn't we back out of this trade right now?

We can't even model them -It's a hundred times bigger than the NBS

I'll bet you fifteen million, she wins!

Every fucking thing!

The American Securitization Forum is there next week

They're independent markets, They're not always correlated!

A few people have us in, just to laugh at me on this deal, is that you?

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That seems healthy.

There are always markers!

Good, then get out! Say hi to Lawrence for me! and both do!

I'm a Yield guy

the bonds.... I'd like to .. eh...

We've all done very well, look... Why don't you just stick with stocks....

You are an incredibly...

Yes, we had to take some losses in our sub-prime department last year,

He hit a few billion in mortgage-bond losses

So what do you say?

You got a big mouth, and you like to run it

Everyone's wrong...

You Have A Very Nice Haircut, You Do It Yourself?

as I was saying, our residential sector -uh huh, and how are the kids?

I believe... maybe... it's because of... my glass eye.

His face was so smashed!

All social interf.. actions are awkward for me and for the.... person

So the banks started filling these bonds with riskier and riskier mortgages

Want to do another movie?

wait... for instance

For Jamie and Charlie, the housing market doomsday prediction was music to their ears!

But the good news is Vinnie, you're not gonna care

The modern ones are different.

But there were some who saw it coming.

I gotta stand for this

I'm gonna call my mom...

Large Cap Small Cap I like to make money

Jamie and Charlie found: Markets will sell options very cheaply on things they think will never happen.

Em.. I have prospectuses on,

Look, I'm a yield guy

So what if it does seem interesting?

Aaah, my eye-doctor is always busy

The lowest rated B's getting paid last, taking on defaults first.

Morgan's stock has lost half its value, it's down to 23,10

That's not what this is, that's just how Mark is.

I just need to know how these could possibly be correlated.

Yes, yes, There's someone, absolutely!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

As unemployment goes up 1%...

We're gathering information, we're not advertising our short-position!

This Uzi is fucking awesome!

Garibaldi-4 Triple-B

right after you've been working in financial regulation right?

I actually feel pretty sick

Will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been protecting against. And it's CrowdStrike

I may have been early, but I'm not wrong

I love Selena Gomez!

Watch, it will pay! I might be early but not wrong

There's a bubble!

Look Ben, the system fucked up in a big, big way here, OK?

Well, we don't understand why the ratings-agencies haven't downgraded sub-prime bonds

The tong dynasty!

I'll set you up with a face-to-face

Yeah! My whole department is long on this stuff.

There must be some kind of law against working for a financial institution

That's not good.

They call me peep-neck

Are you fucking kidding me? Those fuckers, those motherfuckers!

Alright, I'll buy that.

Yo, I'm young yet, i can still do something with my life!

Everyday i think you're gonna talk about it, and you're gonna do!

10r, 2k i like to make money

Hi Charlie, Yeah I did, Hold on!

showing eighteen, dealer showing seven That's a really good hand for Selena!

Did you know.. They're going up?

garage-band hedge-fund that thinks it's the apocalypse.

You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!

People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.

And then, in the middle of the call where I had realized he had the wrong front-point.

The money came raining down!

But then they ran out of mortgages to put in them.

do all bitches jump ship? yes.

Are you serious? Fuck!

All fine, hehe!

TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPID AND ILLEGAL AND I WILL HAVE MY WIFE'S BROTHER ARRESTED

Coz, I've been paying my rent!

Alright, we could, we could go to forty

Please explain that to me! There's no way that makes sense!

Turns out i have large thing, called an epididymis

-Wha.. wait... -Aren't those mortgages made up of

Let's see what you got.

I need to unload the AIG and country-wide Freddy Mac positions

That is until Lewis Rainieri came on the scene at Salomon Brothers

We're not really a part of it, we invest in financial service companies.

When it hits 12 and you know you’re out with the boys tonight

Ah really? -Yeah!

Even 20-to-1 return, and it's already slowly going bust.

How I Feel about This New Years

No I just parlay it with a bunch of othershit that doesn’t hit

First of all, great show today!

We'll be just like the rest of them

Michael, that's highly distressing!

Dr. Burry? -Yah!

Mortgages defaults have gone through the roof!

See you in the morning! -Yeah.

50 million.. hmm..

Nobody knows what's in them!

Yet you quote us a higher price on the bonds

That’s really cool

good time for my voice to go

Ah, if you need the.. ehm, Files for 2005

So I was right.

Fraud and short-sighted thinking have never ever worked

What you gotta do is get your soil off petrol chemicals,

So i want great pay-off!

Stop using my cuz’s cuz.. That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?

No, he actually prefers that you e-mail him. Excuse me!

Now we get to kick em in the teeth!

We can... But are you sure?

I’m floating my resume to some big banks

So, sub-prime loans go bad,