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You have a great day!

Wow! -So as you can see,

Ratings agencies, the banks.... the fucking government?

that these mortgages bonds

Can we make it 90%?

Of course! We're doing 30 million right now.... eh...

Would you still buy more?

She wrote back...

I'm not gonna burn my reputation on your wild hunch

What's ABX? -It tracks sub-prime mortgage bond value. -Go back to sleep!

but sub-rime bonds, which are made up of sub-prime loans, are more valuable?

How much money could be out there betting on it

When it’s 3-0 Houston And Frank isn’t concerned

We're prepared to sell you 5 million in credit default swaps on these mortgage bonds.

The bonuses on those skyrocketed a few years ago

what's Brad Pit's next line?

Seeds are gonna be the new currency!

Let's not talk about my Servers by the way

I'm glad you still have a sense of humor! I wouldn't if I were you!

So get this....

Brother, I would sell you as much as you want!

The largest bank in France froze it's customer's money-market accounts today

I NEVER HUNG OUT WITH THESE IDIOTS I HAD HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

Guys?- We hear ya, Yeah!

Yeah, I just had to wire Bear and Deutsche seventy thousand dollars

You think I'm a parasite don't you mister Baum?

How are you fucking us?

Oooh, I'm under no obligation to share that information with you, whoever you might be.

and even fucking Morkovia blew us off! - I know man!

Listen, I've been reviewing your position

Exposing your pain is like bleeding near sharks

for you just to leave them the fuck alone.

They will begin to fail

I don't know why, maybe it just came out,

That way you'll only put down like five percent

If your appoint makes money for Mark and Sally I'm happy!

then the bond department at the bank was straight up comatose.

I don't think they even know what they've made

These people just want homes, and they go with the flow.

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So yes I stand by my SVB optimism!

The housing-crisis represents the greatest financial opportunity

Then they go to another bank

Let's Not Talk about my margins by the way

Well Brownfield has it own... money...

Now this, is the first synthetic CDO

Did you know... They're going up!

You get the sundae!

...saw it by doing something you suckers never thought to do : I looked.

Their strategy simple and brilliant.

Well, yeah he is over 90 days delinquent

We need to gonna have to break up the banks

That these mortgage backed securities

This isn't how I pictured it

and they saw it by doing something the rest of the suckers never thought to do.

I don't know how to ... work people..

Dr Burry, these should be fine!

No obviously if you're buying B's you could make more money.

I know you've been hearing rumblings about some losses Morgan has suffered.

I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self-interest that I kind of respect him.

Now Everybody wants tankers Tankers are now the most popular product on the street

It looks like someone just hit a piñata that was filled with white people who suck at golf

We have no confidence in your ability to identify macro-economic trends.

On all my loans?

Randall? Bullshit!

I am sad every day about what happened.

Look, i don't think you mean to do this, but eh..

CDO A, has parts of CDO B

big banks suck it

That is fucking crazy!

I don't think i can do this anymore..

30 days late...

No Alex. No..... Sorry!

You're selling ratings for fee's

Education, religion

-We do, eh... different projects we do gardening, we do

Forty million against the Double-A

Have a good one guys! -Thank you Chris!

I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!

And if they rise to eight percent... and they will!

This is Wall-street Dr. Burry, if you offer us free money, we're going to take it

A CDO of a CDO!

Two-hundred percent?

Singing a different tune now, aren't they?

We all know about bonds....

And I read about it, in Grand Central's trade observer.

That's cool, that's alright with me!

don't do that! Stop, Stop!

It took me years to build my relationships on Wall-street

Momentum trader, short seller I like to make money...alright

He wanted to short housing bonds? - Hmmm

-You want to bet against the housing market? Yes

What Are You? Four?

Jared Vennett, from Deutsche, sounded very sketchy. -Sounds like a douche-bag.

No-one trusts you!

Es una oportunidad

The guy with all the good ideas.

Ofcourse i'd buy more, why not?

Every crappy levels of the bond i don't sell... i throw into a seafood stew.

Yu Darvish…..Dogshit!

Letting them know that the.. the....

I didn't realize that there was anything to manage with CDO's

It's not so enjoyable

They call me Bubble-boy.

Absolutely... Absolutely, we can!

Dogshit wrapped in catshit

it's housing... housing is always stable... low-risk.

You're David!... David.... Great!

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Yes you can answer that, because...

Do you represent the investors or Meryll-Lynch?

No, he's on vacation with his wife's family! They're in England!

I get the cherry.

Take a guess!WI don't

Guys? -Yeah, we're here, can you hear us?

It really makes me hate you!

They're brilliant! Worthless, total crap!

and people thought they would never go down!

It's the same thing! It's the same thing Mike!

Mister Baum, I am not, no!

Just let him is what i think

God i pulled a muscle in my back from yelling

Shaun talking to his team this morning

You're like D- D- Dora the Explorering, you're the first person who has found this...

Yeah, but what about our clients, they've been trusting us with their savings.

But hey, before you go... I'm just wondering...

It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment, we have to act now.

You're praising the swaps, like the bond is gonna collapse

They have a Nobu now

It's a pretty ugly table guys

Later Baum started his own fund on Wall-street.

What exactly is the credit-rating on this bond?

The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now

I'll buy twenty million! -Oh come on, live a little!

No-one is paying attention.

Then this guy, walks into my office and says:

Whatever you say Mark

<whispers> the market on housing is never gonna crash

What did you just say? That is fucking crazy!

IT'S JUST A GULLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!

They chose it because it seems authoritative...or familiar!

Institutions treat these CDO's like they're as solid as treasury bonds.

Will you listen to me!

O, motherfucker!

I have a feeling, that in a few years, people are gonna do, what they always do when the economy tanks.

-I don't talk about that!