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a billion dollars
Look, Ben...
We are going to wait, until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed
I think we should buy more namibian uranium developers
they're bragging
UIUC Students
Dr. Burry's office
Which one he prefers, cause he's very specific! -Just pick the first one
That was funny
A Fucking lunatic!
And that, is an opportunity.
Mark, that's not all...
So has he found any?
Let’s stop using my cuz’s by the way
Cynthia's no joke, she could actually make him move to Vermont!
The Stonks aren’t Going down
and then... and then... cause he wanted the one on the eighth floor.
How come nobody's talking about this?
I'm looking for a Harvey Humpsy
That's palpable
You're running around like you have to right every wrong in the world.
That is fucking carzy!
He has so many numbers, and i always forget,
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.
I don't know, you tell me
Give me my money back.
This is crazy!
15 million she wins!
Just answer the question Georgia, can you name one time in the past year?
Everydody wants $LOT $LOT is now the most popular product on the street.
I'd call it, improbable
I end up taking any appointment and my whole morning gets shot to hell!
Vinnie, are you there?
Yes, Morgan has suffered some losses, but our liquidity is strong,
I am going to try to find moral redemption at the roulette table
They're all getting screwed you know!
Our financial institutions are strong
core mortgage-shorts on the swaps
Five, if you use the helicopter!
Metro Capitol backed you four years ago when you were a Doctor with a
Look at the theta-graphics, you can see that the CDO's are worth zero!
fixed rate, thirty years, boring! Same, small payoff. Right!
Look, Michael...
Every one percent unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the
They knew the tax-payers would bail them out, they weren't stupid, they just didn't care!
Contracts
I don't understand!
One billion four-hundred-seventy millions
I smell money...
And the housing market in San- Jose.
That's right!
Credit default swap, that will pay off...
This is a certainty.
We should change our name!
You bought into a rigged game
I've been trying to call him, but he won't get back to me
No, no this isn't a joke -you gotta start unwinding...
that you create
I probably got cell-phone and WiFi-service
Loan to Value.... maybe 5
Then maybe we'll talk about calling Ben - I don't wanna crunch the numbers,
I'm gonna make a fortune
What's our goal?
You know what they care about? They care about the ballgame!
I haven't talked to Hank, but yes he does.
No Income-verification.
They're charging penny's on the dollar to bet against Double-A's
SNK prognosticators
I don't think like a bank
Sorry... We're not alone.
That’s a Nice shirt, do they make it for men?
Adjustables are bread and honey
I think we're far apart
Yes, over ninety percent -It's incredible!
What... is that?
So...
And it's Morgan-Stanley
Our friend Michael Burry found out,
I took a rash of shit for two years But I was right
Thanks Alperen! Still living with your mom?
What's in Vegas? -Vegas!
An awkward social manner,
In our residential sector...
Like they did!
that your sub-prime losses will stop at five percent!
Is pretty confusing right?
I'm gonna buy it.
Or even better.....
So.. hold on.. So mortgage bonds are dogshit?
Hey!
Ofcourse we're gonna have to see how the markets react
Yeah, I, I, I thi, I think you mean.. That you've..
This is..... crazy stuff!
Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student of the Torah and Talmud
Right, remember that when you meet with guys from Bear!
It's more twisted, than i could have imagined!
Doesn't it make you feel bored.... or stupid....
His small team his... distrust of the system.
Everyone was wrong!
Pay on time.
You're saying they're all asleep at the wheel?
About twenty times!
Or... you're, you're wrong.
Alright, the originals were simple.
Whatever! But, one day his Rabbi told his mom why.
10-to-1, 20-to-1.... No way!
BOOM!
It's a lot of money! I get it, I can feel you judging me.
And then... one day, almost thirty years later, in 2008
And I'll give you 3-to-1 odds!
That i know, for a fact, are filled with 95 percent sub-prime shit.
I haven't heard a peep about that!
Get the fuck out of here!
Hey Gentlemen, let's get some money in here. Let's make some money! What do you say?!
of those variable rate-packages were gobbled up by the
That's my opinion! -Aw, we bought these fucking things, and we have no clue how to sell them
What the fuck is that? Who's fucked up in that scenario?
Zero!
Well actually, we're about to invest in housing bonds.
A sample platter of sampler platters.
Every, E- E- Anyone can see there's a real-estate bubble
Short everything that guy has touched
Do you want to talk about that?
Hey, there’s a bubble
But we're not in the Merrill-Lynch building!
Give me my fucking money back
We can do BBB-level swaps at 500 basis points, maybe!
But... some of the fresh doesn't sell..
I've always been.. more comfortable.. when alone.
Zero!
Chris, give em the key-cords!
It was a fucking snooze!
When PandaPanda tells me I can invest the same amount I spend on shawarma.
It's been driving me crazy! -Fine!
And then meet me over at Standard & Poors, we're gonna talk to Georgia
Some fund-manager from California, fucking crazy right?!
Didn't I say it? -Yes you did, you did!
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land! - A fucking lunatic!
There's definitely some interest.
I say when we sell!
The best part is.... They're eating 3 day old halibut!
With something called a credit default swap.
But we started four years ago, with a hundred-ten thousand.
The assholes at the big banks, are gonna take..
Seventy!
Look at him, That's my AI Researcher
No!
Come on
Climate scientists to The uk media Re the heat wave
He won a national math competition.. In China!
Yeah and eh.. other people -That sounds nice!
I appreciate that!
I've decided to restrict investor withdrawals
Could you please stop being such a buzz-kill dude!
Surely, they're motivated right?
I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that? - What?
How many loans do you write each month?
Nobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymore
I was right And everyone else was wrong
Mark?
She says, this job is making me unhappy.
Jesus!
You're convinced the underlying mortgages in these bonds are solid loans?
Is there a housing bubble? And if there is... how exposed are the banks?
It’s just a little bit of a gulley