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Hey There's a Bubble

are, are, are, of the highest quality

And I'm getting madder and madder, and i ask him.

Okay, we'll talk later.

There were.. Very......

Even when i try to compliment... it somehow... it comes out wrong....

His name is Yang!

So now anybody who has a boss,

-But you're happy when you're unhappy!

<whispers> this is all rock-solid by now

and everyone wants sput sput is the most popular product on the street

Mark, do you hear me?

Our investment-strategy was simple.

He worked with Baum at a previous firm, and couldn't figure out why no-one listened to Baum.

You're twenty minutes away!

Eh... i want to be certain,

What's the ABX at?

Brownfield Funds? - Yes! yes!

Absolutely! We can make it one-hundred million.

I offered him fucking money!

Being a crafty and morally honorous chef that i am...

No, eh, eh, I am not four!

throw all this unsold fish, which is the BBB-level of bond, in the garbage?

In basketball it's called the Hot-Hand-Fallacy

You can read our agreement.

Yep, Yeah we're going, Let's go!

That's right! These lucky sons of bitches caught wind

I told her we're not selling shit!

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You guys are sick.. You're sick!

And Danny Moses, the optimist of the bunch.

Actually, no one can see a bubble. That's what makes it a bubble

You have a pool of 50 million in sub-prime loans

Ben had real experience in a big bank,

I'm floating my resume to some big banks!

What about the ratings-agencies? Moody's, S&P? Are they downgrading the CDO's or mortgage bonds

It's Cynthia, I'll be in the office in twenty minutes.

So we're interesting in shorting some of the AA-tranches of CDO's

Realists versus the fools

Cause you're going to make so much fucking money!

There's still warns!

<whispers>Listen.. I don't think this will work .....

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh my god dude,we...

That we are in a completely fraudulent system.

Aren't they filled with fucking thousands of pages of mortgages?

I lost so much! -There is no perfect way to help

Lay off date gets moved... Again

Shut your fucking mouth!

Yeah, I'd say about ninety percent

I wanted to discuss your marks, make sure they're fair!

These are percentages of

Quit the whole game in disgust!

NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION

I don't want to talk to dad! Okay, I love you too, save your money!

Do you realize that? -Alright, let's crunch some numbers,

Uh, gentlemen...

I took a rash of shit for two years. But...

Forget it, I'm not giving out any life-hooks

Chance oil doesn’t go up on Monday

This is your basic mortgage bond.

You know you passed yourselves off as cynical people but you’ve still got faith in the system...

You were terrific!

You know what... I'm a mean guy and I'm pissed off!

and when the majority of these adjustable rates kick in.... in '07

Hola, soy Adrian Pachon.

I'm not feeling remotely confident that we're right

Ben Ricker was a former trader in Singapore for Chase.

Boris Said we can go out for 1 walk a day.....

Ok... Fine! How angry

Spain is teetering

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once

No, I'm really not doing anything right now!

You worried you, and your swaps were getting played?

We took a look and they're way worse then even he realizes -These things don't even make sense Ben.

That's my cab, that's my cab, That is my cab!

You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring funds, this is bullshit!

It’s not old chicken It’s a whole new thing

He won a national maths competition.. In China!

Does our bull have a response?

No-one on the pole has good credit, and they're all cash-rich.

I- I- It's now or never, Mark

im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line

This is like the dark ages

Yeah bitch better like me Send her ass to Cabo

This salad's .... Oh.. hmmm good!

Banks took the money the American people gave them

Collateralized Debt Obligations

eh, we pay ... eh... roughly...

who leaves me hanging... Is he the fucked up one?

So, my odds are good

Lets stop using my cuz’s by the way

Why did you do this with us?

on Credit Default Swaps for mortgage backed securities

You guys should start your own garden!

How are you fucking us?

What else is new?

I'm gonna call my mom

You tell me how much you're worth!

You motherfucker!

That's America's Burrito Market

Nobody said that!

My one concern is, is that.. eh.. when the bonds fail..

I always get option to pay adjustable, I'm a private contractor, i need the flexibility.

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once

Ninja Loan: no income, no job or assets

So I've come to the solemn realization that I must close down the fund

The institute of sub-prime assets also reported a rise of prices

im firecracked to the tits

That's great! I'd love to see Mark Baum run a Bed and Breakfast!

Hey.... How are ya?

Takže CDO je hromada hoven zabalená v hnoji

I don't talk about that.

You have a good relationship with Merrill-Lynch?

After Results discussion today

-How can these underlying bonds be... as bad as you say?

In the end Lewis Rainier's mortgage backed security mutated into a monstrosity that collapsed the whole world economy

Banking Crisis 2024

I write: Therapist

What do you think you'd find? -I don't know

Fuck him! -You can't come in late and hijack the entire session!

Average people are going to be the ones, -that are going to have to pay for all of this.

Just don’t fucking giggle

No, fuck that! -Shit!

Think it was strange when...

H-H-H How can the value of an insurance-contract

But, at lest we're gonna see some of them go to jail.

So, do applicants ever get rejected?

and we put em in a pile...

get to keep all of it, all of it!

Bennie Daniel -You know how to make a muffin?

There's a lot of smuck-looking people in here huh!?

What’s that smell??

-You read them? I read.... Yeah!