Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't get it... Why are they confessing?

It's possible, I just don't know how!

That's right. -If they go to eight.... It's Armageddon.

i dont talk about that

Well... He's ... A liar.

Well, alright i got a colon in a couple of mins

I spoke with Mark Baum

But eighty percent of our swaps is Bear

I'm a banker, I'm a part of it!

I think we need to go to Vegas!

the fourth year of the great depression

and... I do speak English

Mark, are you there?

There are now, we made it for them (ISSO-GRC Issue Management Team)

guaranteed by the US-government.

<whispers> it wouldn't even if we wanted it to.

<whispers> did he awestruck you? -Mmhhhh.

It's a time-bomb and i want to short it.

No-one is paying attention.

Me when ETH crashed after the merge

Long exposure is...

I'm jacked to the tits!

If the investors withdraw, what's gonna happen here?

Hour A has parts of Hour B

Business Is good

Im In Commodities Good luck with that!

So Ben, we shorted the BB's and the BBB's, and the risk is relatively low,

I'm an unders guy

I've seen some that are 65 percent AAA-rating.

They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.

Uhm, we need a deal we can afford, we need a deal they're not gonna refuse!

Two million in Triple-B's -Benny is smarter than i thought!

No-one is listening to your calls! -The NSA has a 52 billion dollar budget

We live in an era of fraud in America

People will withdraw their money, Kenny!

-We gotta call Ben!

and lobby the congress to kill big reform

I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re-lactate

Yeah Jamie, you try being for real with a three-year old

I get it, I can feel you judging me.

and everybody is walking around like they're in a goddamn Enya-video.

Right? We don't want to spook anybody! Can we do that?

when someone asks about my groups of friends this is how i exclude myself

Any time I read an AGer’s IG post

To all investors, as you may know,

Kathy's office is looking for you!

Fuck yeah we did! -Yeah!

I may have been early, but I’m not wrong

Do you even know which key-cords you're giving out?

SBIRS are our Bread and Honey

They met, walking dogs....

You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!

The manufacturing-index also put out the month of march

The contracts are voided!?!

I'm gonna drop a deuce at Deutsche

I got it, I got it...

If I can get this CDO-machine to run for another two years

and then, I'm rich as fuck and I got my house in Aspen!

and the highest of value!

It's like Chernobyl!

When Robinhood forces people positions to close

I was a bartender Now I own a boat

And i know what you're thinking!

You're unbelievable! <indistinct shouting and cussing>

Trying to fix the world!

The SCC was completely overhauled

After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them... right?

The bonds are too stable!

... in a sense? -If the bond is rich, it is.

yes.. that's correct.

I’m jacked to the tits

Goldman had a systems failure i lost a ton of messages!

It all came crashing down!

Only way to make money dog!

and then... the whores of the rating agency,

Hello, Hey! Chris... I 'm on Ted's Desk.

we have a good relationship

In other words...

I was a bartender, now i own a boat!

I actually feel pretty sick

J.P. MORGAN-CHASE!!

You realize that? These people are crooks and they should be in prison!

Dr Burry, we could work out a pay-as-we-go structure that would payout if the bonds fail.

This couple bought it for 650 last year!

Let's Not Talk About My MaRGINS HOW FAT THEY ARE

secured a net-long position yourselves so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once

I love my job! -You're miserable!

And for the first time, the banker went from the country-club to the strip-club.

You work for the bank, i bet your margins are pretty nice and fat.

This is like the dark ages all-over again!

Watch some Pay-per-view book us some flights out for the morning.

Use wood-ash and urine, help destroy the soil, creates mono-nitrate,

You should call... You should call him!

Gentleman... i need you to leave!

someone's wrong, they never..

Hold on.. Shit.. let's take this, sorry!

Antonio goes all in

It’s the same thing!

Going to work for Shelby's? Good luck with that.

Mike, i consider myself a mentor to you.

Would Benny Kleeger be concerned?

in the late seventies

Because we need to be able to expense the ammo to a client!

I was just wondering if the SCC is worried about them at all

And this will go on and on, with more and more synthetic CDO's

It's a fact, Greenspan's wrong. I don't know how if you want your thr....

We wanna get an ISDA-agreement with J.P. Morgan,

Are we all jocks at the same computer-screens? -Can we talk to one person please?

Profits are strong!

I'm gonna call my mom.

This is Brownfield Fund, I'm wanting to unload my credit default swaps.

Hasn't spoken to me since he hired me.

To get a seat at the fucking table

Well, here's Dr. Thaler, father of behavioral economics, and Selena Gomez to explain!

So, how many of these are eh.. adjustable rate mortgages?

I left my phone in the office, I threw my pass out already,

they never... Know how!

5, if you use the helicopter !

Yeah yeah, ehm, OK Vennett mentioned the CDO's, but actually,

this is a jets under dr burry if you offer us free money we are going to take it

He didn't just think the whole system would fail

Robert Redford!

We select the securities that go into the CDO-portfolio and monitor the assets

It's possible that we are in A completely fraudulent system

That's never happened in history.

Here's the prospectuses of all the other losers who didn't make it past the lobby.

They call me bubble boy

That's on it's way to decimating the world economy

During the real-estate boom

Neither one is working right now

My quantitative... My maths specialist! Look at him!

Based on... prevailing sentiment of the market and banks, and popular culture...

I think you mean

I think I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling

What? -Vennett wants 1,5 million more in collateral by-close

so we can afford the premiums on the

Nice Belt, Do they make it for men?

He wasn't afraid to let anyone know, when and where the bull had gone number 2.

Cobo? She better

You just bet against the American economy!

I'll be honest gentlemen

im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line

not based on facts or... results

Either the banks are clueless and they don't know how to value these CDO's or...

And then there's CDO's made up of the opposite sides of the bet you made with the swaps