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At least down here -I'm sorry what?
You think we just warehouse it on the books?
We also know that if the bottom-tranches fail at over eight percent
Boring!
Try not to get too righteous and listen a little!
Are you kidding me? -No I am not kidding you!
two years later... 480, then 585, maybe eighteen months ago.
this guy says that the housing market is a giant bubble!
shorting the ones they were gonna buy -I got it, I got it!
Look, I am a yield guy
Once they find out they're getting homeless.. They'll sign where you tell em to sign.
She meant honest, so let me be honest...
My profile said that I'm a medical student with only one eye
And if we're wrong then we gotta find someone to help us get out of this trade
Is everything Ok? -Yes honey!
It makes me feel... Sad.
That is our opinion yeah. -Oh crack the tape!
Babiš je hromada hoven zabalená v hnoji
-No, I didn't know that.
They were doing fifty, a hundred, two hundred billion in mortgage bonds
There's no fucking way, there's no fucking way, that the big banks are that stupid!
Then the CDO's were the kerosene soaked rags.
This is Wallstreet, if you offer us free money, we're going to take it
And so the CDO's..
I never hung out with these idiots after work, ever! I had fashion friends.
How do you know the bonds are worthless?
But he changed your life more than Michael Jordan, the I-Pod and Youtube put together!
Everybody does! At least down here
Buy 50 million in swabs on the NBS
No one trusts you
Ben, you still there?
If the underlying.... bond fails.
JP Morgan chase stop saying jp morgan chase
Thank you! -Your big mouth was a revelation!
Through what instrument Michael?
People...
Where do you have our position-mark?
I'm standing in front of an AP And im offering it to you at Swatch prices
He says: to fuck off!
Sincerely, Michael J. Burry MD.
I don't see a damn thing.
And CDO B, has parts of CDO A and then they both get put inside CDO C.
But i CAN make ten thousand on a sub-prime adjustable
And then that happens!
Actually in this particular case, James probably is wrong.
Your monthly's could go up two- to three hundred percent!
I rarely ever say these words but i think Charlie is right!
Uhm..
under un-suspecting customers
Would you say,
Quintupled since 2000 and the average take-home pay is flat, but ...
He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!
It sounds scary!
They call me chicken little.
Ten million, because this hand is to represent a single mortgage bond
Now this is a classic error
Hey there’s a bubble
Is he right about the mortgage market? Let's find out. Let's find out!
Can you just keep it shut for a few minutes? -OK, OK!
Hey, hey, HEY! I say when we sell!
I asked Bear-Stearns to price our shorts They tell me the CDO's still haven't moved
People will withdraw their money!
I can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.
Come on guys, what's the angle?
2020 Arenado Dog shit
Into billions of dollars
I just know how to read football.
I thought we were better than this, I really did
Two years ago, Benny Kleeger in Morgan's bond-department also started shorting sub-prime housing
It's easy to see that delinquencies,
???
What did you just say? Synthetic shares? That is fucking crazy!
Honestly I don't know!
Trust me, I'm not driving that 7-series without strippers
No, no, we agreed, if it interfered with work.
I, I think you should try medication!
Lawrence....
the tech-bubble burst in 2001
And oh, thank Jared for us.
A A
But for the first time.. in my life.. -Holy fuck!
Your landlord filled out his mortgage application using his dogs name?
When your layoff date gets moved,
They're caught up with their pants....
maybe 90
Es una oportunidad
Go back to sleep.
you hate Wall-street, but maybe it's time to quit?
Will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3 There is a zero percent chance...
Yeah.... Yeah... sure!
I’M JACKED!
Best movie quote ever…
Things go south! -It's fucking plummeting man, it's fucking plummeting!
Odrasli
i have five punks
Tell me more about these CDO's
You have a very nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?
Just feel the feelings, like the rest of us!
You know what i hate about fucking banking! It reduces people to numbers!
I'm serious
Look at him, that's my AI researcher - Ravi
We bought into a rigged game
There are now, we made it for him!
Alright... Let me put it this way....
Say again!
What's your exposure? Three billion?
Here, they're saying that there's 10-to-1 returns,
Hey, there's a bubble!
You are an incredibly big piece of shit
What was it four years ago?
It's that .. for fifteen thousand years
And if banking was boring...
I took a rash of shit for two years but I was right
It will break his heart, but he'll let it go
That’s Palpable
Oh, god!
And everybody wants swaps, swaps are not he most popular product on the street
Please stop changing the channel
How?
You hear the words that are coming out of my mouth.
I don't know, about six
Yeah!
Nope, no bank will give us our ISDA.
~fashion~ Human Rights
Everybody wants swaps swaps are now the most popular product on the street
It wouldn't be legal!
Because word on the street is he took some pretty heavy losses
Your boss is about to explode!
the what's the problem rabbi?