Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just a gully

It's Charlie.... I'm here too!

Hello, Ben? Hey!

So, yes! I stand by my Bear-Stearns optimism.

I'll go in for a scan -Hmm

Was, to offer him some money.

Because they always, always do! -Thirty-two?

Bear Sterns was in a death spiral and the FED brokered it's sale.

Look, I’m an idea guy

Lawrence.... That is not all of our liquidity!

We wanna do fifteen million in swaps on the Double-A tranche

We know that they say they're ninety-five percent AAA-rated

But Ben was done with the banking world, he was very clear!

It's like insurance on the bond, and if it goes bust, you can make 10-to-1.

Have you ever refused to rate any of these bonds upper-tranches AAA?

who is not able to reach out to someone

So? What? Bear could really collapse here? -That's a risk we really shouldn't take!

You want my landlord's dog?

Hey Randall, what with the Dom? Bonuses aren't for three months.

Not once, eventually -Jesus

Meryll-Lynch isn't gonna send you any costumers unless you put

i lost the eye... in a childhood illness.

We're dead in the water...

It's Mark Baum again. Call me!

with a drunk president holding his finger over the button

EVERY REALTOR ON MY INSTAGRAM

I heard from somebody... that heard from somebody.

Hi listen, I got one last question for you

The Stonks aren’t Going down

JP Morgan Chase! JP Morgan Chase!

From the time you guys started talking, Bear-Stearns' stock is falling more than thirty-eight percent

but you represent the investors?

That was just with Deutsche...

Is there any way to do two-hundred million?

It's just a gully that's all. Just nerves

Yeah, Check! a hundred million worth, and aim higher!

People drink their coffee, they have a meeting...

And when all was said and done, only one single banker went to jail

No bank or ratings-agency

What if he's right?

I'm looking deep into your eyes as i make love to you Vinnie.

Look I'm a yield guy

Chance oil doesn’t go up next week

Keep up those returns And give us a call way down the line you know?

Who the fuck schedules a meeting at 4:50 in the afternoon?

Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben?

That’s good for us

I'm standing in front of a burning house,

Ehh, we're expecting to be expecting...

You can touch me! -Always?

If we're right, people lose homes!

Well can you tell us how much you manage?

What do you mean? We're talking about two loans on one house right?

When you neighbors are buying fertilizer spreaders And you spending the weekend putting closing wheels on you MRB's

What's up man? What do you want?

Meh, I will, I will call it, improbable Sue.

Morgan fails, all our accounts go under bow and ship

Kathy come on, we know each-other.. How, how?...

How is wanting to eat good food, being Chipper?

80 to 90 million

and if they fail above 15 percent the whole bond is worthless.

I'm handing you the deal of the century on a fucking platter!

banks suck it you lose

You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!

So as some of you may know, Bear-Stearns has just received a loan from J.P. Morgan

This thing is hitting Europe!

I got bosses trying to pull the plug, because they're thinking I'm out of my fucking mind

Shut your F***ing mouth

This poor schmuck!

Nice guy... all day long.

The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now

This is wall street Me. Burry, If you offer us free money, we’re gonna take it

Only that in the entire history of Wall-street,

-OK, Bear will trade with anybody!

-That seems healthy.

I don't want to pressure you Ben, but if you don't pull this off, we lose everything!

Sorry I'm late, no cabs!

But apparently society values me,

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me

So now we pay up premiums on these swaps against housing-market until the mortgages fail?

of one of the best trades in Wall-street history from a wrong number.

What do you do?

Lawrence please, don't patronize me, if ... it .. is...

We'll take 50 million

What Agents said in 2008-2009 What Agents said Yesterday.

Wanna know what you get out of it?

people lose jobs!

Apple pear banana

Look if you don't want to deal, just hang up.

I've never heard of that.

No-one! -I've sent several e-mails to my investors

What did you just say? Gender Segregated? That is fucking crazy!

Mark, can we sell now?

No Income No Job Application, I just leave the income-section blank if i want.

Thats my albanais

This isn't about you!

Jamie and Charlie, never even been in a Manhattan bank bathroom!

because i heard the Cuban food is amazing in Miami.

I met with this retail banker yesterday..

What's the probability the control rods don't go in?

So, a housing Armageddon is not prudent investing.

im firecracked to the tits!!

Is this America's angriest hedge-fund?

So... here's Margot Robbie in a bubble-bath to explain.

I don't know if we can make a market, just give me your best price!

That's America's housing market.

Where'd ya go pal?

It's the reason Mark is studying so hard.

Dude, did you hear the news?

And I'm offering you fire insurance on it

It’s Happening

Rich just means overpriced

is that rapid rise and complexity, and the rates... they are frauded

Like everybody said: "OK, that was crazy, let's just all calm down!"

Ollie W is dog shit wrapped in cat shit

This thing is hitting Reddit

Those same politicians got greedy, they lost track of the market"

and this time even teachers!

*Consulting firms are*

What did you say?