Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I..... eh..
how Anthony has the intelligence of a dolphin.
When people won't stop Bragging
Short everything that man has touched!
it's not old oreo,it's a whole new thing
I would call it Improbable
I’M JACKED TO THE TITS!
Ben Ricker
Me when random "activists" go on political news shows to speak on behalf of all Conservatives
My brothers ex-girlfriend works for the SCC, she just told me she's in town, okay!?
Hey, hey babe!
We've know each-other for seventeen years
I do most of Meryll-Lynch's CDO's
-That there would be a million homeless Oh my god!
So, ehm, back to the residential sector,
Truth is, since we had our budgets cut, we don't investigate much!
I'm sorry... please...
Hey, come over here! What are you doing at Caesar's? -He's a Goldman
I think you've already said it.
Boom!
they're suck crooks that... the CDO's are worth shit, and they're hiding it!
I bet you 200 million, that lady in the glasses, wins that bet!
Jacked to the TITS
Look... It's two very simple questions:
And you're completely sure of the math?
dinky wet page and some inheritance money,
Here, eh.. have a seat a second.
Your companies don't verify?
If these mortgage-bonds are so stable, so solid
What?
and dozens of other securities a year.
Is an opportunity.
All they took was the TV.
Hey look, you want to get a bit tonight? There's this ehm...
I walk in here and people are crying in your hallway
Markets were going up and up!
A lot of these BBB's are going to zero too.
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
If we don't work with them they will go to our competitors
Am i being clear? - Lawrence
banking wasn't a job you went into to make large sums of money.
That's what I thought!
when we rolled out the new variable rates package -Excuse me!
Do you feel it? -No!
These outsiders saw the giant lie at the heart of the economy
Lump.. in my ball
Welcome everyone!
and this creep....
I think we should buy more shares.
It's Jeff, I.. eh.. You're buying stocks?
That's... that's pretty much all of Scion's liquidity!
US debt increasing on pace for $1T month
Mike I can't seem to get a hold of you, could you please call me at your earliest convenience?
The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now
Want me to really blow your mind?
Garibaldi iv Bbb
You know.
the stonks arent going down
No, no, no! -Yeah!
Oh, well.
As the housing-markets and banks continues to hemorrhage, only one of the big shorts refused to sell.
Yeah, it's a gully
A player makes a bunch of shots in a row
Jacked to the tits!
Zero!
Morgan makes a sucker's bet and we pay their fucking gambling debt?
His name is Tong!
very much.
Eighty is great, no eighty is great, thank you, thank you so much!
No!
Twenty Double-A tranches of ABS CDO's
And it is not my decision, I have a boss.
I told you we'd meet later.
He was in pain, my brother was in real pain!
That's what I get out of it
What do consulting firms do? Replace CDO’s with Consulting firms sell
She probably will win!
It's weird!
Sir, the Q&A is after my statement, but you know what, you seem anxious!
Good odds, In fact her chances of winning this hand
Short everything Yellen has touched
Because you were a prick in college and you are a prick today!
Want an authority to tell them how to value things, but they chose this authority
Dude, B of A and Bear didn't even return our calls
Everybody wants Uranium junior miners
Nothing yet, she keeps asking if this is one of your crusades
Those bonds only fail if millions of Americans don't pay their mortgages.
Can't be held responsible for doing shitty and illegal things! -What are you? Four?
In a pub...
How many credit default swaps do you own?
OK, yeah. -What do you mean, you're in the tower?
Who got their remittance-data early? I bet it's Goldman
They give you the bonds they wanna sell
And a hell of a trader, which is the only reason they put up with his bullshit optimism.
All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against.
What was this guys name? Jared Vennekt... Vennett
im firecracked to the tits!
So if we're missing something, maybe she can tell me, give me some insight.
Whoah, I just got really scared!
My quant! Yeah I’m sure of the math!
"Those same banks got greedy, they lost track of the market"
And halve of all .. eh ... worries that... it wasn't default.
I'll see if i can push it through
My quantitative... My maths specialist! Look at him!
A sampler platter of sampler platters.
You're not a saint, saints don't live on Park Avenue!
No, no , no no.. I wanna, i wanna short the housing market.
everybody wants block space block space is now the most popular product on the street
So... What can we do? We can....
A lot of people seem very thankful
the market is in an itsy bitsy gully right now
Why?
That was funny
Basically, Lewis Rainieri's mortgage bonds were amazingly profitable for the big banks.
The banks have given us twenty-five percent interest rates on credit cards.
Which is why you're here talking to us on the wrong number?
Respons..? Nobody is acting responsible!
Let me ask you this: What company treats its customers that shittily and succeeds?
Yeah, but we have nothing to do with Morgan-Stanley
and they're going to zero..
Wait a minute, hold on! Ben!
Let's go! Push, Push!
OK, so why are you calling me? I don't do this anymore!
Which means! Fuck yeah! OH!
Somewhere along the line these episodes went from a little bad to dog shit,
Mark!
Then why are you here? I thought.. -I'm not here for the SCC!
Vinnie...
First of all, how was your travel? -Uneventful?
You are not going to be able to refinance
I met my wife on Klonos.ai
Figure out if this is a deal of a lifetime or...
What do I get out of it?
I think that....
suddenly, the yield goes up, but the risk is still small, because....
I never hung out with these idiots after work, ever! I had fashion friends.
will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3? There is a zero percent chance...
I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self-interest that I kind of respect him
Are we done?
Apparently eh, tying up securing some insurance payments
No one reads them Only the lawyers read them
Will you ever think about the idea of making a change?
Are you fucking kidding me? you come in here you fucking fucking! -You're a fuck, how do you even seriously?
We call them, synthetic CDO's
They're not confessing.... They're bragging!
Mark!
Yeah, 'cause they're fucking crooks!
goddammit! -I'm sorry.
I am gonna get a bank to make me one.
and then the banks....
I heard from somebody, who heard from somebody
I’m Mehmet And I am a yield guy
I'll bet you right now, that those AA's are actually like B's!
I know you're not allowed to tell me specifics, but, just generally.
Okay!
I'd be upset clearing this out, but we're .. - That's exciting!
And you target them with red soup?
This is like.... The end of capitalism!
A warning that the economic growth could slow
Wow! A lot of people seem very motivated.
No, we want at least a hundred million
Fired 3,200 workers
Sincerely, Dr. Michael J. Burry