Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe when he's thirty he makes a hundred bucks.
Want me to write a piece called: "We're all fucked!" YES
There's going to be a bail-out
or... Private Label MBS
A CDO? -Yes... a CDO.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Anybody jumping off the building yet?
60 days late, jeez!
Little Brownhall Capitol
I think I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling
5, if you use the helicopter !
You always have Mark!
We've been doing business together
knows more than Alan Greenspan and Hank Paulson....
I'm standing in front of an AP And im selling to you at Swatch prices
In your synthetic CDO's and swaps? right now! Tonight!
There were no cabs... What was i supposed to do?
We lose everything!
-Wait... aren't those bonds made up of thousands and thousands of mortgages?
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30 days late
I was right And everyone else was wrong
Filled with losers!
Do you even know how to do laundry? Make a bed? -Okay!
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! -So that's it? After eighteen years!
You've been saying that the system is broken for years Mark
Hannah
I would say it is a very strong probability, indeed!
Then a tragedy happened to Mark and it turned his whole world really dark
You know that!
OK, Fine! Who is this guy?
I’m Mirthed To the tits
And we can transform an original ten million dollar investment
I’ll tell you how much I’m worth And you tell me how much you’re worth
Truth is... ehm.. A friend had told Charlie about it
Right now I get the sprinkles
I got fidelity to make me one.
Hey mister Vennett from Deutsche Bank, who do we have?
US
Eighty million, eigthy million, that's good right?
The company immediately, Ahem!
I think this is a housing development about forty-five minutes outside of town.
First, The last stop before military school, Then, 2,000 miles away, and Last, she need to use the bathroom. No! No! No! No! No!
He's playing us, he's got too much skin in the game, and he's dumping his position.
Er.. How much eh...
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can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.
Makes it a little less tedious.... :)
The housing market collapsed... nationwide.
Is that right?
It's like two plus two equals...
This is fucking insane!
OK, So, strippers.... like exotic dancers...
Sell it all!
I'm jacked to the tits!
What's the next line?
People are sure they're gonna make the next one
Because it's now in your interest to do so.
I assume no risk for this product myself Zach
And you tell the mortgage company what you do?
So
YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
And she said that Morgan-Stanley will buy them
Only in V.I.P.
I love my job I love my job
Easy.. I got a 20 million a month negative carrier
Tell him to get his ass down here
Thank you Hendry
and the whole housing market is about to collapse.
And is like a sack underneath.
How can I help you? -How are you? Fine, thank you!
me thinking i can do everything alone and thrive..
Come on, we just made the deal of our lifetime, we should celebrate!
I'll tell you how much I'm worth You tell me how much you're worth
Well, most.
Yeah, don't worry, we'll play nice!
Would you mind not moving anymore? I'll still pay you!
The whole world economy might collapse!
Awesome, where is that?
No-one will pull out, that would be suicide man
Can't hear you, I'm sorry!
You love to be the virtuous one
but now, there's a class-action lawsuit against Bear
And you have more than one loan on a property?
Groosen
Mark, Hey!
Cynthia wants me to quit! And open a B&B in Vermont.
Food, even baseball
Big change :)
Shane!
you know, shouldn't y'all be considering treasury bonds or utility stocks?
BIG CAP, SMALL CAP I LIKE TO MAKE MONEY
Within a few years they had turned a 110 grand into 30 million
And short the shit, while they fucking sold it! -Whoo ho ho, Let's go to the press man!
I think it's the same Mike
IT'S YOU BIRTHDAY?
Hello?
Alright, what've you got?
now their foot's on fire and they think their steak is done, and you're surprised?
Hey, Hey! No, no, my cab!
Pretty soon, stocks and savings were almost inconsequential.
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond-department
His name's Tang!
Randall made the sale, can you believe it?
I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.
A hundred million?
His name is Yang
Aahhh... Fuck you too!
But those losses, will be contained at only five percent!
The ehm. he he he!
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These kind of trades are totally out of the question!
Look, I’m a thin crust guy
Bye Kathy!
And the S&P picked up three points
You give em to your snot nosed kid when he turns fifteen
so he had to set up his fund under Morgan Stanley's umbrella.
Except through lawyers.
We call them, synthetic AI
What he said!
I can't sleep on a plane so I did my homework -OK, let's focus!
I just called an old friend at Bear he didn't even know what a CDO is.
Goldman had a systems failure i lost a ton of messages!
They're not confessing.... they're bragging
could you fucking stop!
Oil and bonds keep raising Just a little blip
He said that... he took the call,
You have a very nice haircut, you do it yourself?
Putler je hovado zabalený v hnoji
and used it to pay themselves huge bonuses
The stonks arent going down
They're not loading them...
Got it?.... Good!
Climate scientists to the Uk media In this heat wave
So Mike Burry of San Jose, a guy who....
With Fico's below 550
The mortgage backed security.
watch, it will pay. i may have been early, but i’m not wrong.
Shut your f***ing Mouth !
Is that what this is?
Why is he selling?
d d
Whole new way to make money, dog!
Everyone in Mark's office showed up, even invited friends!
This guy's whole business is build upon ripping people off,how long can that last?
Those Motherfuckers
The defaults will skyrocket!
The premiums on the swaps ate into his desks profit
-You were playing saying great son, even heard the coach say it!
No....
When the market deems a bond too risky to buy, what do you think we do with it?
They won't move!
-It happens like five times a day, that somebody uses the wrong front-point.
Kind of brilliant!
You know me.... I, I, I, I,
They had started working out of Jamie's garage,
I didn't realize that there was anything to manage
shut up!
Yeah! I'm sure of the math.
Nope, They're all still AAA!
Not if there's no market up to sell them in
It's not old fish! It's a whole new thing!
Nobody knows, what's in the bonds,
No, eh no. The bank owns our hedge-fund
I ordered my fish on Friday, which is the mortgage bond that Michael Burry shorted.
Bennie lost his father to a violent crime when he was young
I'm trying to convince her to make her sell us swaps
What's your.. what's your? - Base-value is two-hundred and five million