Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's very cool!

The knew claims could be faster It just hurt the business model

Oh... we just moved here from Boulder.

The ... eh....Top-20 selling mortgage bonds

It's important to understand, because it's what allowed the housing crisis

I wanna buy.... swaps on mortgage bonds

Wow! A lot of people seem very motivated.

I like to make money

So let me get this straight

Or they care about what actresses went into rehab!

everybody wants swaps Tankers are now the most popular product on the street

Schmuck! Fuck you! -Fuck you!

And no-one is paying attention.

I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that?

Hey Ben it's Jamie!

No-one on the planet is betting against Double-A's

Twenty five million!

I can't answer that!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DIARY.

Lawrence.... I don't know how to be sarcastic!

Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land!

It would also apply to your payments if the value of the mortgage-fund goes up

Jamie, you know you're not supposed to use this line.

Tony...I don't know how to be sarcastic!

So get this.... Cynthia.. Guys!

Their credit actually isn't bad enough for him.

Jesus, come on!

I know, we have to get Ben to do it!

Sure about that? The collateral calls could bankrupt you!

the stonks arent going down

Hold on, say that again!

I miss Colorado anyway. The weed's better!

,,,saw it by doing something you suckers never thought to do : I looked.

Do you have any idea what you just did?

Now you see what i had to deal with!

Every bond and CDO-salesman, sub-prime lender and swap-trader is gonna be there

He'd let it go for that.... I don't

Your bet is against their money,

I've already been to the Gym, I had two poached eggs, and I played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton

There's no way you're marketing these swaps appropriately!

Well, the delinquency-rates do have people worried, but they're actually within our models

If you'll excuse me Dr. Burry, that seems like a foolish investment.

The default-rates are already up from one to four percent fellas.

So now he's going to short the bonds

How's your brother by the way?

everybody wants swaps swaps are now the most popular product on the street

you scared the shit out of me!

Down 17 percent for the year, but if they trust me, and they trust me!

d- d- deal, we need a deal, right, a deal.

In the years that followed, hundreds of bankers and rating-agency's executives went to jail.

And I never said that!

it's strange... -No, no!

When the hell did we forget all that?

I don't think i have the strip-club in me tonight I'm just gonna get some drinks around.

The Morgan Stanley risk-guys are here -They called in Kathy Tao

Please don't tell me it's more than four!

You know you pass yourselves off as cynical people but.... you’ve still got faith in the system

are you crazy Jer?

Would I take stock advice from him? No.

That's hilarious!

And somehow... we , eh.. know before anyone else.

It’s an opportunity

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me.

Really? But the housing market is rock-solid!

There's a nice way to say that

Who gives a shit?

Lewis, Can you come early tomorrow, please?

I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie Geller, I'm Jamie, Jamie Shipley.. Hi!

Am i? Or is this douche-bag?

Dogshit wrapped in catshit.

While the whole world was having a big old party, few outsiders and weirdos saw what no-one else could.

I had fashion friends

I hear there’s a Nobu

I say, when we sell

They’re bragging.

Okay, I'll take that bet!

The upper-tranches are affected and they go to zero.

How are you fucking us?

pure pats, hybrid pats i like to make money

Look at yourselves!

Palo Alto has a Nobu now

They give you clients, they give you money to run your business,

Who are you a drug-dealer or a banker?

This bond gentlemen... Is AAA-Rating!

Somewhere along the line, these B's and BB's went from a little risky to dogshit.

Is it maybe in your best interest to have the ratings changed? Is it, perhaps?

Sharpen your pencils, I'll get the paperwork ready

You guys said you wanted to get rich! -Now you're rich!

I don’t talk about that

Fuck! Yeah! I want him to be right!

Absolutely, they're complete shit!

I have full autonomy when it comes to investment strategy

By the way, these risky mortgages are called: Sub-Prime.

Alright, let's say...

I may have been early, but I'm not wrong.

OK, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely

Look at HIM that's my l2, my rollup

Fuck responsibility! Are you kidding me?

Call Vennett, call that little shit! -Call Vennett!

with a 110 thousand Jamie had saved taking sailboats up and down the east-coast.

You'll get caught -We're at thirty-seven

They didn't even clean up the counter

If, if if the funds capitol drops too much....

Follows a tumultuous few months of market volatility, and fear for the world economy...

So, how many people have you talked to about this trade? - A few.

and when the pile gets large enough, the whole is suddenly considered 'Diversified'.

Our agreement allows me, to take extraordinary measures

when you add thousands of them all bundled together

They don't ask questions, don't understand the rates.

This business... Kills the part of life that is essential! The part, that has nothing to do with business

I don't want that kind of business!

Mark, if Morgan goes under, we end up with nothing!

Pompous dumb Wall-streeters be wildly wrong

is making billions off screwing over people this way.

Give it a 92 / 93 percent AAA-rating, no questions asked...

So .. I get the job? I really think i could help you fund.

You'll clear two-hundred mill Mark!

And you are wrong sir!

this is a jets under dr burry if you offer us free money, we're going to take it

A sampler platter of sampler platters.

Time to get our life-jacket and get out.

u/DeepFucking Value

His names tong!

And sure... Swaps are a dark market so...

But that should lay to rest any concerns about the bank self!

Ehm... I'm not sure what you want me to say

a hundred, maybe two-hundred people would show

Fine, fine, honey, you know what, i will consider it, but honestly....

Oh and Bear, what about Bear? They have some apprehensible product!

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third time

Well, my firm offers a ninja loan.

They call me bubble boy. My firm is all long this stuff.

How much in total?

Everybody wants our swaps

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third tim

I'm not, and never have been.... familiar

I'll call you later.

It's not my fault dude! I've been paying!

So I... Ted did ask ehm.. to do us some meeting in front.

I thought you were for real Casey You know, I have to say, I really did!

So, in order to protect investors from this fraudulent market

the whole world right now

you just don't have the money or the reputation, don't take it personal!

Strap yourself in!

Is that acceptable Dr. Burry?

Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! -I just leave? That's just fucking great, I can talk to whomever the hell I want!

Thank you. - Fucking A Jared!

你怎么能睡着觉的你不怕半夜鬼敲门吗

And, and... If we're wrong

Until further notice.

OK, look.. If home-prices don't go up,

<whispers> kinda hard one to deal with...

Tell Secure IT to fuck off

Even though the bond-value is going up? Really?

Might be Time to get our life-jacket and get out.

we are in a content recession it's happening

after VTLab results discussion