Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It wasn't me, I had a personal thing this afternoon. -I'm not your babysitter.

Good luck with that

Sure, I'll hold!

Shut your fucking mouth.

Why would they? Sub-Prime mortgages are up?

We ought to be buying every swap we can get our hands on! -Just hold on okay, hold on!

Mark Baum really did that! when we were in Vegas he did that!

Two boiled eggs, been to the gym, and @'d iliya.

We call them, synthetic AI

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And It’s Our Pension

We paid for mortgages with collaterals -They knew!

I actually feel pretty sick!

We get our bonuses, our investors get their profit

Most of them went to UBS

Jacked to the tits!

Yeah. I, Casey I, I, I've always hated you

Woo!- Fuck Yes!

I have an extremely pronounced epididymis -Enriveted that is.

B's.. Zero, BB's ..... Zero.

That he was having bad thoughts.

Mister Field's suit is very specific to files from the past year

I don't talk about that.

Go back to sleep.

You're a weird caller, you take longer with a wrong number than anybody else

Do people have any idea what they are buying?

I'm going on and on. My wife told me i need to share more.

It's not! It's awesome!

But eh.. you guys are under the capitol requirements for an ISDA.

Word is... he had half the town.

Pay-up is like 25-to-1

That is so cool!

You might not know who he is

Doesn't make me wrong

<s> D... d... d... did ya... did you</s>

Seventy-eight -Eighty-four!

Eh yes.. but these eh... these are pretty bad

This thing is hitting Reddit

But the uranium price is rock solid

Think so yeah -God i pulled a muscle in my bowl from yelling

Look, I’m an idea guy

Time, and time, and time again have I bought them back from you Marcus

What did you just say? Gender segregated schools? That is fucking crazy!

with one simple idea.

Yu Darvish…,Dogshit!

Ten.... but maybe fifteen.

I currently have reason to believe

I like these cups, could i take one for my son? -Have one, Yes, Yes!

Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens

Can't help but enjoy it.

Big bank is gonna buy it by Monday lunch.

JP MORGAN CHASE

Jared! It's chaos down here, where are we?

The AA-tranches, What if we bet against the AA-tranches?

Just don’t fucking dance

I'm gonna call my mom!

Give you fat fee's for doing so

The bank calls you up

Mortgage defaults have done nothing but go up!

Everybody in this place wants to get in on the action

Looks like the collapse of the financial sector is imminent

just because it comes from two guys in a...

Who bets against housing?

You boys want menu's now? -We're talking!.. Please!

People have meetings all the time... You know!

He sold a lot of A- and Double-A swaps as protection, A lot!

and put it into a CDO.

How come nobody is talking about this?

Thanks for coming so quickly Mark -Yeah

<murmuring in himself>

Mark, it's not a Q&A!

Well, they had to!

It was at that moment in that dumb restaurant

And yeah.... if this goes through...

Michael, do you hear me? I want my money back!

All this time I've been trying to figure out who I've been betting against. And it’s me

(Do) You notice anything different about him? Look at his face!

You see, Lewis didn't know it yet, but he already changed banking forever

Tell Secure IT to eff off

Yes, it's a foolish investment. But eh...

What’s that smell??

40 thousand people die! Did you know that?!

Front-Point Partners

I hear the food has gotten really good in Vegas, they have a Nobu now

But we gotta close out our position, or it could be zero

... employees of Lehmann Brothers today, -as the Wall-street giant's stock went to zero!

So you know what they're doing huh?

How can you sleep at night, knowing... that you're ripping off working people.

Look, I’m an idea guy

Yeah, I would like that, thank you very much! -Finally!

We get... thirty cents on the dollar, Not bad!

What did you just say? Knighted? That is fucking crazy!

and ehm... I've been very clear!

Kappa Alpha Bubble

My firms thesis is pretty simple

Can you introduce us? Yes!

It’s the same thing!

Kareem Serageldin from Credit Suisse

But wait.... You are the bank

sub-prime mortgage-lender New Century Financial

Face-time! I'd like some face-time! -Just remember, we're here just to gather information!

I focus on immigrants!

and I'm guessing most of you still don't really know what happened.

-Our financial institutions are strong!

The party is over! -I don't know, I don't know...

We don't know, but Deutsche is on the phone demanding payment

Didn't I say, that when we made this deal, that the rating-agencies, the SCC

Suck it up and pay up fellas we made a deal

with that stupid look on his face that Mark Baum realized

The market is at an all-time low, this is crazy!

Jesus Christ! - Oh no! That comcludes the first part of our presentation

And Caesar wept

the bonds aren't going down!

Isn't that .. fraud is not nice

500 billion dollars later you get this!

And as fun as it is to watch..

The ABX is at ... eh....

And they'll take every dime we have to offer!

and they won't devalue them until they get them off their books

I’m a Wind Farm Manager

No, It's for real!

<whispers> The majority of them are accepted mortgages.

This is what we did, that no-one else thought of.

and congress had no choice, but to break up the big banks

I work for the bank!

we lose millions until something that has never happened before... Happens?

B of A said they had a power outage, And Morgan-Stanley said their server crashed!

I'm a yield guy

Get that fuck Jared Vennett I want to bash his fucking head in

You know you passed yourselves off as cynical people but....

I sold that house for 350, the year it was built.

Mister Miller, I'm sorry! quick question!

I just wanted you to know that ehm...

J.P. Morgan-Chase, J.P. Morgan-Chase.

Did you know that? -No, I didn't know that!

We're so excited to get setup on your trading platform!

You want to bet against the housing market, and you're worried we won't pay you?

So it was beyond perfect, when he was asked to speak at a conference opposite Bruce Miller

Each year, which is surprising, because i was the first to do this trade

We can't re-recheck and then check again!

He's a foot-soldier, I'm sure it's a shit deal.

My first response...

Chase For Adventure The Iron Oracle

but I eh... I couldn't find any marketing material on you guys..

I just know how to read numbers!

I love my job You hate your job.

Mark, are you there? Hello? -Yeah, Yeah, Did you hear?

People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions!

are eighty-seven percent

whatever your monthly payment is once it jumps up, whenever your TISA-rate expires

Almost as large as another testicle on itself

I may have been early but I’m not wrong