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Are you at all concerned about the rising default-rates?

Actually, can i talk to a mortgage broker? Anybody you recommend? Anybody you like?

That we didn't know what the capitol requirements were.

Just a meeting though, you know... It's just a meeting!

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal And I'll have my wife's brother arrested

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third time

Look... Greenspan's wrong!

It's just a gully Just nerves

-You could let me know later!

I think we should buy more swaps!

This house on the left, I'd say they're properly motivated.

So I'm going to leave

Cynthia I'm OK, I really am!

God no, I hate Vegas!

Who's Warren Buffett?

It's not great!

I may have been early ... But I'm not wrong.

I assume no risk for this analysis

Through the nineteen thirties....

And what am I supposed to do?

Is gonna confirm a story like this

What can i say.. I, I'm, I'm, good at finding shit!

People think, whatever is happening now

And there's no cause for concern!

He believed that there was no way, that they could be affected.

and then they blamed immigrants and poor people

Can we make it a hundred million?

My kids just got setup in this school man!

It's like a hundred houses, it can't be four people living here.

there going to rig the election

How can Standard & Poors help you?

And give us a call way down the line you know?

No we're not, we're not the bad guys here!

Charlie, Vennett says these are the people we're betting against.

and take the loss?

I’m a wind farm manager

They're private. And they're made up of layers of tranches.

I don't know how to be funny

Specific identifiers. Extremely recognizable.

That will lead to synthetic CDO number two!

Well, they're mortgages, and who the hell doesn't pay their mortgage?

You can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.

You didn't have to, and eh.. you know, thank you, but, eh....

Let's not talk about my servers by the way

What? -Suck it up and pay up fellas we made a deal

Have you looked at the loan-level data?

That way, they can keep that profit machine churning right?

Stop that! -Charlie! Wooooh!

I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.

He doesn't even speak English!

Liam calling the boys After his hinge improves

Holy shit! Five years ago Securitization was a loser-convention

What did Kathy say?

But Mark was wrong!

They were right big! - Boooooom!

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.

Yeah that's right. -How come nobody's talking about this?

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once.

He's been there for seven hours

Jesus! -I'm sorry dude!

Seventy-eight -Eighty-four!

Ow, we don't investigate mortgage bonds

is 200-to-1, but they're all taking the ratings off face value

He's playing us.

What do you mean, i didn't hijack the meeting.

Kathy thinks it would be a good idea if we sold our shorts

That's cute, that's cute! Are you being sarcastic with us Mike?

Where are the ratings-agencies at? -They're the fucking same!

We're gonna shoot some terrorists, watch out boys!

That’s a good thing right?

What's that smell? -Cologne?

Big banks, small bank... I like to make money.

Let's say i bet ten million o a black jack hand.

And the premiums?

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And It’s Our Pension

So we can deal in long-term options.

You'd have to pay us monthly premiums.

You want him to be right! -Yes, I do!

City Connect Jerseys Are Dog Shit Wrapped in Cat Shit

What stock are you vowing?

Ehm.. you should talk to your landlord about that

The mortgage-bond market is fraudulent

Right now, every bank in town is unloading these shit-bonds

If they go to eight.... It's Armageddon.

secured a net-short position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once

SNK prognosticators Watch, It will pay! I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!

You know, every one of these vegetables is fresh from my garden

How it is that you are fucking us, Cause what we are seeing here,

and ready to believe the whole system was a lie.

i hear there's a nobu now

HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

Morgan Stanley building fast!

Yu Darvish Dogshit

But in reality, they're more like twenty-five percent, some of them are zero percent!

What bothers me...

It’s happening

Did i hijack this session? -Yeah

That's what I thought

Where are you going?

The principle source of the slowdown of economic growth

I mean... It's now or never Mark!

A real solid-gold asshole!

All the people I respected,

Do you mind if i take your pass? Borrow it? I don't give a shit anymore, you can do what you want!

Why is he selling? 그걸 왜 파는거야?

What the hell is in Las Vegas?

En fin, Let's do this!

Paulsson and Bernanke just left the White House.

It’s cute inside Kawaii I call this one cute squared

I NEVER HUNG OUT WITH THESE IDIOTS AFTER WORK I HAD HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

Highest frog-rates since the nineteen thirties.

Mailbox #1, You have fifteen messages.

I mean, she made me start wearing a suit.

and regulate the mortgage and derivative industries

Every loser with a couple million bucks in a fund is gonna be jumping on us.

Ass! -You got a matching little butler-boy you butt-fuck!

Want me to write a piece We’re all fucked

Ehm.. -Having fun?

- It's not bad for yourself to be found extreme

Bullshit on what?

How big is your short position right now?

You know... once we sell..

Je bent rijk en nu?

Step 4 craft when you're sleep Keep crafting everyone

Could you hold on a second? -Yeah

These Fico-scores

No, he's not smart at all!

OK, I promise i will refrain from saying,

No, as a matter of fact, when we're done here, I'll probably go buy some more!

And you're going to be stuck paying

Then it was time to go to New York City, And so far..... It wasn't going very well

How come nobody's talking about this?

just makes you a hypocrite!

I got a good feeling about this

instead, i start drilling him about overdraft analyses

I love my job! You hate your job!

We know you hate Wall-street, we're not asking you to do the trading

To cover his Triple-B shorts,

OK, where are you? -We're in New Jersey!

If I write a loan on Friday afternoon,

I assume no risk for these products myself Mark

And that.... You're too close...

I look for value, wherever it can be found.

Thank you for your diary!

We make this trade, those problems aren't so big anymore

Either we're right, or we're wrong in a giant, giant way!

A CDO-manager? -Yup, at Harding Advisors

gets his haircut at Supercuts, and doesn't wear shoes,

then the swaps contracts are voided

Actually, my name is Jeong,

Just don't fucking dance!

What? What is happening?

That's correct!

And yeah i got a bonus-cheque for it