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- Yeah, come to daddy! - Yeah.
Do you know what I caught him doing in bed,
and my motor skills are shot. Hell, I can't even write.
Hey! Looks like I caught you admiring the old facial hair, huh?
Excuse me, coming through.
Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention, please.
Attending? You don't have the training for that.
(GASPING)
I just demand that he gives me $600 for the abortion,
I can't take you seriously until you take off the janitor's mutton chops.
Excuse me, Anne? Hey.
that you never have to be treated by these flesh-hungry butchers.
Okay, go.
was mutton chop enthusiast Ambrose Burnsides.
I know that as a physical therapist,
J.D.: As I went to ask Anne out
Sweetie? This is actually my grandmother's coffee table,
Make a deal there, Gandhi. I will stop mocking you
How hard is it for you to use a fricking coaster,
TURK: I knew right then that somehow I'd make Dr. Cox...
(TURN PLAYING)
To Mutton Chops!
Later, babe.
Turk?
- Was Papa Smurf the leader? - Yes.
our smallest accomplishments really are.
- Oh, babe! - Turk, where's my coffee?
ALL: I don't feel like I accomplished anything.
(CAR HONKING)