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Head wounds suck.
Say, baby, what happened to your shirt?
- We're different than you and Turk. - You aren't.
I think you have seen her before...
You have to think for yourself, don't be a sheep, follow the fold.
What did I eat last night?
... I thought about the deals we sometimes make.
when Turk and I first moved in together.
I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date.
I'll go get your coffee.
What do you mean we're great? We haven't had box sex in days.
You know, Dr. Cox, I wouldn't mind all the crap you've been giving me
That way you don't have to lie to Brian.
You are.
I mean, I feel better, but I still can't concentrate
Honey, they got that almond biscotti J.D. Loves.
- Brain hemorrhage! - Brain hemorrhage!
Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk,
So, anyway, I can't do surgery for a month.
Will you please let me take you to dinner
Give me a break. I haven't partied since the baby was born.
It's an occupational therapy pen. Brian can't hold small objects.
Whether it's having a little more knowledge than your colleagues...
It is also the number one reason that all of you should pray to God,
much like I do when I defecate. I also live in a tent and just got a DUI.