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Have you enjoyed working for the president?

♪ We are gentlemen of Japan... ♪

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Let's go in here. We can talk privately in here, Tom.

We are now entering the Red Room,

It's a great opportunity. Thank you.

And this thing here was already hard mounted.

Have you thought about what you'll do if my mother loses?

This is an elementary school!

Playing catcher is kind of like being the economy czar.

It says, I'm so sorry, Bill Ericsson.

Alabama casts its vote for President Selina Meyer.

- with your mom's twin? - What?

I've been banned for life because I have a low rating.

voted to decide the presidency of the United States

Vermont abstains from the vote.

Okay, just drop a pin in Apple Maps and...

- No, Amy, please don't actually say... - Action.

If I would have voted, it would have certainly been for your mother.

We are still missing a member of our delegation.

and then get his buddy Marwood to make sure there's not another vote.

Jesus fucking Christ. You got to tell your sister to stop calling me.

Oh, yeah. She knows what she wants.

I went home with a congressional fan girl last night.

I do hope you'll wait till your hair grows

The only downside is that I'll probably have to miss

Tom's first term won't count

Hi, yeah, I'm trying to reach Charlie Baird.

but I think maybe we should start making our list

aka Hitsville USA,

What you do now you do for your family.

The House Chamber is that way.

I can't wait until after the inauguration.

Mothercunt. Piece of shit.

Senator William O'Brien from Arizona...

This is the Oval Office.

and this will be the new love palace.

I'm sure he's an inspiration to other slow adults,

- Whoo-hoo! - Thank you.

We don't even use this shit anymore.

That is assault. You are witnesses.

...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...

he's gonna be president for the next eight years, Amy. Eight!

My mom lost the Nevada recount,

Well, maybe I should say comet

I'll start lining up interviews.