Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Catherine, this is my mom, my dad. - Hi.

- Yes. - That was perfect.

That's three abstentions. Sorry, ma'am.

- All right, everybody clear out. - Okay.

- White House. - I'd say the Galapagos Islands.

Joyce, she took care of me after my third heart attack.

That way, we can play educational stuff for the baby.

the fact that I'm a woman means we will no longer have any women presidents

- Yes. - Yes, indeed.

I mean, I don't think even he can get to 26.

You can't win, ma'am. You're not gonna be president.

...so, if you're not doing anything later...

Is my entire presidency about to have its neck snapped by Congressman Lennie here?

And then, poof, they're gone.

The president will see you now.

The Senate will now choose between Senators Tom James and Laura Montez.

Madam President, I am so sorry.

Would you please give it a rest with that camera?

I should say that... you know that I'm not gay?

I trust the American people to make the right decision.

Now this is a special blend I've got.

you can't think that way.

- She looks like a boy. - Okay.

Ooh, bam-a-lama ding dong!

- to get away with murdering a black guy. - Come on, come on.

If O'Brien wins the presidency, I can run against him in four years.

and used the old two-fingered wood chipper.

Thank you so much, Senator James.

Ah, and I grew up right here

about assholes and jizz and my pretty mouth.

It is the only fucking thing that I can do, Amy.

It's made in China so Ellen will feel right at home.

Excuse me, should this be deeper?

- What if we get West Virginia? - You're not gonna get anything.

Are we done, sweetie?

What do you think of Amy Brookheimer?

What would you do if you lost?

I guess I have a thing for nurses, huh?

He said everything's under control plus a bunch of stuff

Oh, what's the... what is this concerning?

I am very excited to be secretary of state.