Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My bowling coach used to say a tie was like kissing your sister.

I haven't thought that far ahead.

so there's... actually, I need... I'm supposed to check...

I lost the first time that I ran for Congress.

Catherine, this is my wife Joyce.

- Shrill. - Did they say shrill?

I've heard since It's okay, it's just the tip.

Do you think you had a crowning achievement as vice president?

Oh, yeah, Catherine asked me to help assist her with documenting the vote.

Oh, my God, I want to do it forever.

I'm gonna have to have approval over all of this footage, Catherine, okay?

Oh, you want it open? Sorry. Okay, I got it.

Almost two months to the day earlier,

This afternoon, I asked Tom James

I turned the nursery into a man cave for me.

My second wife was a nurse as well.

Mother, this right here

- Has the vote started yet? - Yes, Delaware just voted.

It's got chamomile and rose hips

Seriously, I can't... I mean, my political window

A lot of asses in your face.

I've heard it's okay if it's just the tip ...but then gay ensues...

No, that'll be your first press release.

The House will come to order for a roll call vote

Get that clowntard Jonah on the phone right now.

Okay, we can talk about that after.

and Mother wasn't feeling well.

that I've gotten better at every year.

So much cheaper. And we've checked the room for lead,

You know, a lot of people don't like Nixon,

but that night ended in an historic electoral college tie

These are my compatriots.

Wait, though, isn't there anything that we can do?

But first, let us pray.

Just be president.

possibly like it.

- Hey, how far out are you? - We're at security.

And it was used by FDR

That's terrible.

I don't have my car. I think I'm in Maryland.

Alabama first in the alphabet... last in every other f**king thing.