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Well, first of all, sir, congratulations are in order.
and I took stock
It actually cost the same as the kid, so it works out.
I have it penciled in 2036. Gonna go there.
As a person in politics who's younger than most of her... cut, cut.
on the matter of who will be the President of the United States.
Okay.
But it took an electoral college tie
She's the only person in this town who really gets me.
I don't know who the other is gonna be,
It's like the best episode of Falcon Crest ever.
- We're just coming through. - Oh, no, it's fine.
No, darling, I didn't go to a mental hospital.
for President Nixon's inaugural ball.
Wow, three generations of Meyer women.
Yeah, but I his best nurse.
and gone on to do great, great things.
She's interviewing me for a college project.
We're in the process of converting the guest bedroom
Welcome to Montana.
Yeah, but I wouldn't take down the tampon dispenser
Well, I'll give you this...
the tension in the White House ratcheted up even further.
Welcome, welcome.
I would like to change my vote, thank you.
Oh, who's that for, Kent?
New Hampshire votes for Selina Meyer.
No, it's not...
Hello there. I'm Jonah Ryan.
I have to get a guy to check the room for lead, but we will check for lead.
- Oh! - She's here? Oh.
- Marjorie? I don't want to talk to you. - I'm sorry, okay?
and then give him any kind of cancer. I don't care.
- Do you need a tissue? - No, I'm fine.
Let me ask you a question.
- I love you. - ...proudly casts its vote
on doing the best possible job I can...
Wait, is that when you had your nervous breakdown?
What's the best lesbian porn site?
How am I doing? Eating so much pussy I'm shitting clit, son.
When did you first know