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Hola, chica. ¿Cómo estás?
Did you ever play sports?
Legacy is not something that I can be concerned with.
It's In the house of Representatives
God damn it.
Guys, Mike is a moron. Jesus Christ!
Shit.
No, I'm gonna fuck you!
But if Tom James wins,
Looks like we're looking down the barrel of a Tom James presidency.
and some other little special ingredients
Oh, you know what the cardboard sign says?
Right.
So you see what I'm dealing with here.
...as president... Catherine.
All right, here we go. Alabama first in the alphabet,
challenged the vote totals in Nevada,
And now you're trying to fuck me again tonight.
I went to a spa
- How tight is that, Will? - It's very tight, sir.
Everybody come on in. Come on in.
- You feel better? - Yeah, a little bit.
One of the most extraordinarily incoherent people I've ever met in my life.
- And then your plans are different. - Oh, honey, don't cry.
You look terrible.
Please, please, please.
because you went to a mental hospital.
Suddenly everything in my life made sense.
Do you think my mom's a good president?
That's O'Brien 25, Meyer 22.
to have your portrait painted.
you just... wait, cut.
- Shrill. - Shrill.
like some kind of grand fucking chess master.
Hi.
He was.
How am I doing? Eating so much pussy I'm shitting clit, son.
Oh, God, come on, come on.
Yes?
Especially because this is the kind of job
needed to vote to break the tie and choose a president.
of a few people in my mother's administration.
Actually, I got a question for you.
Hey, you are gonna pay for that.