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Now, I must tell you kids, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back...
These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday.
Sobbing
Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional.
Listen, boy, we have an understanding, and you'd better keep your end of it.
- I meant soon. - So did I.
- I think you should reconsider. - Lisa, you're hurting me!
- A snake bit me. - Back in line, maggot!
[Lisa] If the pets die, don't replace them. I'll know!
Oh, my God! [ Sobbing ]
He's really having trouble keeping his balance.
(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)
Linda is coming. Linda is coming. Linda is coming.
[ Cheering ]
so I close by saying, "Save us! Save us now!'"
-Three! -Two! -Don't open your mouth.
####[Ends]
[ Cheering ]
My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!
wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate?
That's okay. Uh, all this stuff is fine.
- [ Shuddering ] - Lights out, losers!
Now, Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades.
- Can I say "crappy" on TV? - Yes, on this network, you can.
Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children.
And will the harlequin in the third row Please keep his voice down?
- I'm finished. - Oh, no, you're not.