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I mean, you've been everywhere, Guy.
♪ Got the feeling that something ain't right
- It's on ESPN! - Six.
(Girl) Can you repeat the word, please? (Judge) Psoriasis.
Who gives a shit?
- What? - You remember the plane crash
(Sing-song) You know what that means...
I don't tweet.
Are you having some sort of problem with Frankie and me watching TV?
I did everything you told me to do.
Neither was I.
It's asking you to put in your name and a password.
Well, it's the second date.
You wanna watch the rest of it?
So, tell me everything. How was it?
because I'm gonna probably live a lot longer than you.
Every day a little better.
(Boy) What is the definition? (Judge) An exotic dancer.
OK, you and me and Robert on the couch.
Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. Sounds like you're enjoying that.
OK. What I'm having a problem with, Sol,
(Sighs) So, you ready to meet him?
- Your estimated wait time is.... - Oh, for the love of fuck!
And then there's... There's you.
On the touchpad.
- Yeah. - (Dog whimpers)
- You know the jaguar that's stalking him? - Yeah.
It was a complete disaster.
And I will have the margaritas ready.
Your foster dad is a very sexy man.
Thanks.
Well, it was my pleasure. Any time.
Could you explain it to me?
OK.
the feeling in the room can only be described as sesquipedalian.
you, er, Instant Gram.
Sometimes they faint.
The spelling bee and margaritas are still on the table.
I am Brianna.
- Click "OK." - Where do I click?
Use something random.
You ready to send your first tweet?
I always end up just piling a mountain of cheese on top of 'em anyway.
You want what everyone wants.
- Mmm-hmm. - It's that movie about the soccer team.
So, what's he like?