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- Marshall's my best friend. - Exactly. It's a tie.
but Barney convinced him that it was really, really stupid.
So every once in a while, I need to woo.
I can't believe I didn't get it. I really thought I nailed the pitch.
What the hell is the matter with you? This is Ted's big break!
- Well, you know. - Oh. Thank you, Barney.
for the title of Ted's best friend.
So, you want to see my designs for the building?
What... I can't believe this.
- What happened? - Ted didn't get that job.
Keith can be on the conference call. - He can totally be on the conference call.
And that's not even the best part.
- Drinking at work. - We're basically madmen.
no bachelorette parties, no Las Vegas poolside bars.
Okay, but I don't want to stay out too late because...
(ALL WHOOPING)
We are! We're such mad men!
She probably just didn't know what kind of place this was.
She's at that bar Giddy Ups with a bunch of woo girls.
and I think he would have done a hell of a job.
We say there's a conference call but instead come up here and drink a few beers. it's awesome.
Where is our patriotism? Our sense of country?
cranked it up to a setting called "paint mixer,"and went home.
OSAA , the conference call's is about to start.
In America, when we work late, we lie about a conference call,
Hey. Look, I just want to say, I know you guys went with Sven,
(PIGEONS COOING)
I know a fantastic American architect who would be perfect for the job.