Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can, too. - It's just not you.

Wow! Your friend's having her birthday here?

to help combat childhood illiteracy. It's a really serious issue.

- That's not true. - Your nose just grew.

Plus, you really mean a lot to them and they want you to be happy.

- Bilson. - Yeah?

- I don't do that. - I totally want to do that.

- Like what? - Like this.

My best friend would really know that, but go on.

- You, too, you dumb whores. - No, thank you, you ignorant hussy.

I wanted to be able to point to one of those buildings and say,

I did everything I could to change their minds.

getting me this opportunity... It really means a lot.

Finally, the morning of the presentation arrived.

Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys.

This is great, Svens.

Who wants to name my boobs?

Your headquarters will tell the world of these facts.

in the brain of a Tyrannosaurus rex,

My way of saying thanks.

Yeah, those guys were idiots. I mean, sure, they had some cool ideas.

no one hates every other country in the world as much as I do,

Jillian, you know what'd be really crazy and funny and stupid to do tonight?

Hey, have you guys tried these purple hooter test tube shots?