Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You, Barney Stinson, are a man of power and virility.

We don't get a lot of quality time to talk, just the two of us.

Marshall, I would never make a business decision for selfish reasons.

Then I think you are going to really like what happened at work today.

I guess I needed this more than I thought I did.

revered for their bold, innovative designs. I hated those guys.

No. No. For two reasons.

Lily, why do you think the woo girls have to woo

- Lame. - Pretentious.

Exactly the opposite.

OLDER TED: I left there feeling pretty good about my chances.

and here you've been hiding a whole batch of them from me.

Which of you is Barney Stinson, head of the search committee?

So, we go to the...

Don't be jealous. You and I hang out all the time.

Maybe she only observes the High Holidays,

Sometimes it's fun to go out with other single women

But when I need to talk about something real, you're the one I turn to.

which, incidentally, if you knew anything about dinosaurs,

So what, you're like best friends with Jillian now?

if a job that could go to a hard-working American architecture firm

Oh, my God, you guys. My boob just fell out of my top at the bar.

Plus, it would have really bummed Ted out, and he's finally happy right now.

- Where'd you get that hat? - What hat?

OLDER TED: Kids, in the fall of 2008,

Music. Imagine patriotic music playing.