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He's got a funny face. I like your face.
Because they can't.
- Who are you? - Anyway, we gotta get to work.
Um...
Yes. I am a writer. What do you need?
The hill is a metaphor.
What are you doing here?
Oh, right.
You have two days. Maybe you could hire an acting coach.
You know, the man sitting next to me was wearing a T-shirt?
Well, you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you.
And I realized, "I can wallow in this hole or I can change."
That was it. Say that again.
That's what your face should be saying to everyone you pass on the street.
I'm here, aren't I? I suffered through that ordeal.
Everything is a metaphor.
You're not so bad yourself, Rutabaga, for a 26er.
Uh, someone named BoJark Hoseman is here?
Hey, Secretariat.
I value you. Hashtag "thank you for being a friend."
The things I said to you.
Is that to impress me? I can smash a dinner plate, too.
- Untranslated -
- Oh. Sorry. - Hey, who's this guy?
I don't care if you are happy or not.
- I can change and I will change. - Louder.
I'm amazing.
I didn't think I could do it, but I did it.
Oh, right, the underwear guy.
FAB, stands for fresh active BNA.
My wife is making me go to the opera tonight.
Talk my way into a job at a textile plant?
Underwear model/actor/dancer/dreamer.
- I just got married, and-- - Diane.