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to be working with you. Yeah.
- No pun intended. - You clearly intended that pun.
- Those are saucers. - Why do we even have saucers?
As long as one of us dies, that's good enough.
but it's actually just an answering machine.
Man, these lights are bright, huh?
- Thank you. - What a cute funny face. Cookie?
This is one of those answering machines that sounds like it's Charley talking
It was such an important job, but no one was there to do it
Why does anybody run?
It's truly an honor.
Don't worry so much. If you can't do this part
IT WASN'T IBSEN.
You should leave because I'm about to pretend to get a phone call.
Hey, man, that's fantastic/great/I-ran-out-of-things.
The house is a metaphor for a home.
You were telling people, but it's a really important job
You've got a very soothing face and I like looking at it It's like a Matisse painting
Listen, my brain has been a-buzzing
That's why it's called the past.
Yes, Natasha, I'm talking about you. I know you're listening.
BJ, I don't know. Look-- You know what you're good at?
Great. We got it. Let's move on.
- Are you my ex-wife's lawyer? - I'm Diane.
I hope you die before I do so you never know what it's like to lose a mother.